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The fitness trainer asked Bob what kind of squat he was used to doing. Bob replied 'diddly'. ;)

McDonald's Job Interview Manager: 'Ok, I'm in my car at the drive through window. Pretend I'm a customer' Me: 'Sorry our ice-cream machine is broken! Manager: 'WELCOME ABOARD!' :)

Hello! I agree 100% with your post. I would just like to add that some faithful believers are sadly having to leave a church because that church is apostate. Some are finding fellowship where they can. I was in that position for a time after I left an AOG church that had completely gone off...

For some people, at any given time, the urge to sing 'The Lion sleeps tonight' is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away. :)

Hello HealthAndHappiness. There are many articles online, believers in various countries saying the same thing. Church music has been pumped up to such a degree that it is causing pain and hearing loss to some members. A counter argument is often presented that loud pop or rock music brings...

Hello soldier! Welcome. Scotland here. There are many interesting threads on CC, look forward to fellowshipping with you! God Bless :)

Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts 'How do I get to the other side of the river?' The other man shouts back 'you are on the other side of the river' :)

Welcome Tyler! Greetings from Scotland :)

Last year I joined a support group for anti-social people. We haven't met yet. :)

Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster. ;)

Welcome to CC Danno! I'm sure you'll soon get used to it. Greeting from Scotland :)

Mu uncle and I playing a Scottish Tune called 'Leaving Lismore', which is also used for a hymn 'Mallaig Sprinkling Song'. Hope you like this one and find it soothing :) God Bless All :)

I play the Mandolin. It's very soothing. God Bless All :)

Hello! Welcome. Greetings from Scotland. Lovely photo. I also love birds and do a little photography. Here's our little garden Robin: https://christianchat.com/media/our-garden-robin-gods-creation.5531/ God Bless You :)

A joke from England: A Farmer in Devon see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts, "Wozzon! Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of horse an cow dung". The bloke says "I'm from london and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please". The Farmer replies "If...

Good to meet you Shawn! Damian from Scotland here. Welcome to CC :)

Have a blessed Easter. This is a photo I took on the Scottish Island of Iona, two years ago. The light shining on the cross is beautiful, especially when raised just a wee bit. God Bless You All.

Welcome to CC! Greetings from Scotland :)

Hello. Which scripture is that you're referring to-'never again will the lord speak to them until they welcome the lord'? Could it be this scripture, the Lord will return to Jerusalem when the Jews say 'blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord'. “Jerusalem, Jerusalem, you who kill...

Hello Thunderrr. I must admit that the Scottish National Party do a lot to represent the needs of the people of Gaza, if only they represented the needs of the people of Scotland with such fervour. Their time in government is marked by a drastic decline in the quality of public services in...