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Howdy and welcome to the Forum.

It is rare to see so much facepalm in one single thread.

Hey now, some of those holes you need. Eyes, ears, mouth, nose... Those are very useful holes in your head.

By the way, just to explain all this... This thread was started in a farcical manner. See, back in the day we used to have genuine threads about this or that holiday having pagan origins. Haven't had much of that lately, so I thought I would start a parody thread. Much to both my delight and...

Yeah, the wishbone... If you get the bigger part, you get your wish. Sounds like witchcraft to me!

Also, since I don't remember seeing you here before, welcome to the Forum.

We do seem to get them an awful lot around here though. Sometimes they're thicker than skeeters. They keep contradicting what the last prophet said though, and the last prophet contradicted what the one before him said, and they all say things that directly contradict the Bible, so after a...

The first or second year that Walmart started Black Friday on Thursday afternoon, I went to Walmart late one Friday morning, after the insane people had dispersed. I asked a clerk, "since Black Friday starts on Thursday now, does that mitigate it to a dark brown Friday? Or is it still black?"...

Exactly! Nobody ever mentions this! It's a vast orgy of commercialism, called Black Friday, some people get trampled and occasionally somebody dies! But Christians never address this hellish holiday.

HA! Called it.

I sure do run out of time a lot. I never have enough time.

Well modern Christmas IS just a bunch of humbug. They try to squeeze every last dollar they can out of it. The number of ways they have found to merchandise it passed absurdity long ago. But let's stay focused here. We are tearing Thanksgiving apart right now. We can tear up Christmas later.

Well the spelling was sound, but the grammar and punctuation were both all over the place.

Without knowing your thoughts I can only state what it looks like, but it appears you have stated the importance ranking in inverse order, with the most important one at the bottom, because you have stated them in descending order by which ones will be there when others fail.

That's a whole different subject that has seen many threads on this forum. All those threads have ever resulted in has been basically "Believe whatever you want about it, because nobody is changing anybody's mind anytime soon on this topic."

And again you double down. Oh well.

"If you love life, do not waste time, for time is what life is made of." - Bruce Lee

So I read the Wikipedia plot. I still say time is the most important. If the main character had no time, she would not have been able to do all that.

I ain't doing no homework.

You asked me so I answered you. Now you tell me I'm wrong? I've never seen that movie, but if the baby had been aborted there would have been no million dollar anything. He would have had no time with which to work. You have to have time to do anything. If my time ran out right now I...