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You are so bitter, yet there are people with much less than you who are much happier. There are people to whom much more terrible things have happened, yet they are happier. It looks like someone's happiness or bitterness does not depend at all on what has happened to him or what he has...

How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to take out the old bulb and put in the new one, and six to stand around singing about the old one. How many psychologists? Only one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change. What do you get when you play a...

Well this tells me two things. 1. We have an excellent pastor. He actually fits all those qualifications. And I know you won't believe me, but it doesn't matter. He does anyway. 2. Apparently this is a hobby horse of yours. You mentioned arguing with somebody about this topic as though it is...

Oh yeah, this reminds me... I recently found out that I have a hard life. I have spent decades thinking I have a pretty easy life. I haven't had any great trials of note, at least in my opinion. But recently somebody I know was talking about the hard times I have been through. That was news...

You will find reasons to believe whatever you want to believe. But so will I. :cool:

Two letters missing off the end of that acronym then.

Give me an audio clip of somebody singing it and there is a 60% chance I can make a soundtrack for it. If you hum the music around the words too, there's an 83% chance.

I heard one comedian say that instead of a bucket list, he has a ****-it list. It is a list of things he is not going to do. Skydiving, mountain climbing, running with the bulls, all were on this list.

Every single person I have ever known who felt like that, they all spend their time deciding what everybody around them should do, driving themselves nuts trying to get everybody to do it, and getting very frustrated when the people around them do not follow their advice. The "everybody around...

Most of us feel that way at one point or other. The more observant get over ourselves and realize we are not as smart as we thought we were, and a lot of people around us were smarter than we thought they were. If you still feel you are sharing the road with a bunch of morons, you have a lot...

He needs to? What happens if he doesn't? Will his paycheck be cut?

Nope. It's pretty logical. If I wanted to put my dog down, I could legally do it for no apparent reason. That is my dog. God is a lot more humane than a lot of dog owners I know.

I hear the sound of grinding of axes. It could be worse. He could be somebody with an ax to grind, wasting his time away on a random internet forum, grinding away.

I don't really have a bucket list. If I die tomorrow I will die happy. That's not to say I consider my life having been completely lived though. I am excited to see what happens next. I have no idea what it will be, but it's exciting!

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket His daughter named Nan Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nan took it.

If you don't believe in God, then how could he do any of those things you said he did? If you believe in God but don't believe the Bible came from God, how do you believe any of those things written in the Bible were things that God actually did? Either way your arguments are logically flawed.

And if you want childish, let's talk about the human criticizing that God who created him. That's very much like a child, criticizing his parents. I know a lot of children who do that.

If there is no God, it doesn't matter. If there is a God, who are you to say he cannot do whatever he want with what he created? That's like asking why I would choose one computer to have more RAM than the computer I took a ram chip out of. Those are my computers. I can do whatever I want with...

Rats! I saw a new post from you in this thread and I was hoping it was going to be linking to some of your music. Oh well.

tldr: Some people don't want to hear the truth. This method of communication makes it easy to ignore for those who want to ignore it. Only those who want the truth will find it.