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  1. Lynx

    The Gun Thread

    Shooter. I thought that was a Russian thing. The only place I ever heard people routinely referring to guns as shooters was in stalker: road to pripyat - a video game set in Russia. But on that forum everyone was calling guns shooters. So are the people in that Forum, or at least that thread...
  2. Lynx

    Sex, Mastering One’s Outlook

    Yeah, no, I really should go back to cramming a paw in my mouth and shuffling away.
  3. Lynx

    Sex, Mastering One’s Outlook

    Not so wise, apparently. I obviously didn't follow through. I stayed around and started making comments here. With the expected weird and disappointing results.
  4. Lynx

    Single Breakfast

    That's a pretty good breakfast, every once in awhile. My breakfast today is albacore tuna, mixed with hummus and mayo, eaten on palm hearts. Not what I was planning on last night for breakfast this morning, but I had this can of palm hearts I found at the salvage grocery, and this seemed a...
  5. Lynx

    Sex, Mastering One’s Outlook

    Yeah, the liberal people you were talking about speak like that too.
  6. Lynx

    The Gun Thread

    So the method you had before worked about the same way as how I checked the top speed of my new electric bicycle a couple weeks ago. Two mile markers and a stopwatch. And your new one works more like a radar gun.
  7. Lynx

    Age Difference

    He's a Mormon? That's not what his about page says...
  8. Lynx

    The Gun Thread

    Nosy question that is really none of my business and you can tell me to mind it if you want to. How much did that gizmo set you back?
  9. Lynx

    Is this a precursor to the Mark of the Beast?

    While all this is true, that has never stopped ZNP from hollering about some new thing he has found on infowars or some similar site. You're never going to dissuade him from his chicken little routine. He has too much emotionally invested in it.
  10. Lynx

    ACHOO!! How Do You Survive Being Sick As a Single?

    ...He said ryely. Man I wish you were closer. I found some incredibly good rye bread. Not pepperidge farm "rye" bread, this is the real stuff. Delicious crumbled up in soup, or as a pimento cheese sandwich, or just a whole bunch of stuff really.
  11. Lynx

    Sex, Mastering One’s Outlook

    Many people have said that about many other people, in my lifetime alone. The people they are talking about usually say the same things about them. The only winning move in that game is to not play.
  12. Lynx

    DIFFERENT Christmas music

    Come to think of it... I'm pretty sure this was a musical history documentary. This definitely happened decades ago.
  13. Lynx

    DIFFERENT Christmas music

    LYRICS: (Because it DOES go pretty fast...) [Verse 1] It’s the most wonderful time of the year, it’s true Such joy and cheer as we’re crunching the numbers The time draws near for our customary summary And that’s the time of our annual financial review Just one look at the state of the company...
  14. Lynx

    DIFFERENT Christmas music

    I mean... They have a good point. We've been monetizing it for many, many years. Why can't they?
  15. Lynx

    Sex, Mastering One’s Outlook

    After ResidentAlien's statement I was satisfied that my 60% estimate was 100% correct. I got 60% of the meaning of the OP. After pac's own subsequent statement I was more satisfied. I was more like 90% correct about the OP.
  16. Lynx

    It's good to be single.

    Ooooooookay then...
  17. Lynx

    can you guys post something funny please?

    And that is one of the reasons I am still single.
  18. Lynx

    Sex, Mastering One’s Outlook

    I didn't say I was 100% certain my translation was correct. I'm giving, like, 60% chance.
  19. Lynx

    Sex, Mastering One’s Outlook

    Nearest I can tell, he is saying masturbation is bad and once you stop doing it you will start seeing the blessings of God in your life. With a metric ton of fluff thrown in. If I got it wrong, maybe he can correct me in two simple sentences. I hope. Please?
  20. Lynx

    Looking for new Church home near Waxahachie, Tx.

    I've never been there, so I'd be scared to recommend a church just by looking it up online. I'd hate to direct you to a bad one. But I did hear that town mentioned one time. Once there was a Texan at Niagara Falls. He was just standing there staring at it. Someone approached him and said...