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Mad ladies line'n up for the color Red!

This map.

Joel Osteen is predestined to damnation if any man was.

Nah. You can make a judgment call on somebody. Epstein didn't kill himself. Epstein is also in Hell.

Has God Predestined the Rage Against The Machine guitarist, Tom Morello? With a pocket full of shells?

Surprised nobody has brought this up yet.

I'll even throw in a toaster.

The perception among younger folks today is that Boomers were better able to acquire the resources necessary to live that 2.5 kids, 1 dog, picket fence American (or I guess, in this case, Western) dream.

Nah. I'd sell it for 0.99 on Kindle and have a handful fanatical followers, but it wouldn't be a best-seller. :ROFL:

It's okay, I'm still here for your amusement.

No, but I'm going to ditch my Levis for Wranglers when they wear out. Levi Strauss is poison. Can't fund them anymore much as I like their product.

This is so funny I cannot muster a witty retort.

I like my women a little rough around the edges.

No! I'm the kind of guy who takes an oath against the gods to recover his jewells.

So your first tip will be "cultivate an inner circle of really needy friends and family...or say you do anyhow."

Ohhhhh man. Now you've crossed the line! "Oh they say the stars in Texas surely shine shine shine But I'd trade them all to taste a drop of mulberry wine I'm a coming through the desert, if I have to I will crawl There's a paradise a waiting once I get through Arkansas"

Darn man! You called the ace of my sleeve.

I went out on a date with a girl who, I suspect, texted her uncle to bail her out. :ROFL:

You can cling to your dreams about some super-weapon or force-user blowing up the Enterprise, but you know after about 30 minutes of show time, some character will get a lightbulb over their head, mutter some technobabble nobody understands followed by two or three others. After that, Darth...