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Portus Cale is the oldest known Latin name. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portus_Cale

If it itches, it's manly.

Basketball got so boring after they stopped wearing Chuck Taylors.

Switzerland gave us Calvinism. Even if you don't like it, it's easily one of the most important religious movements in world history. My brother-in-law is from Belgium. It stays. Czechs are more Eastern than Western, but the CIA still considers them Western Europe for some stupid reason. I...

We're gonna have fun hahahah

Yes. Five-gallon hats are for Beta Males.

She's obviously Korean, so she's probably West Coast or certain areas of DC/Virginia. If you mess with her, watch out. She probably has a brother and a few cousins. Rooftop Koreans are known to be really tough customers.

Keep the hat on. That or get a ten gallon hat. Those are for studs.

Oh see I'm a thoroughly European mutt. What isn't under the European banner if you don't mind my asking?

Yeah, I would have guessed you're Spanish judging by the profile pic. See, Italy is popular! I have no preferred ethnicity, but I'm trying to charm a Brazilian girl right now. We'll see how far that goes.

It's single choice, but I'm keeping an informal tally when it suits my fancy. I have a pretty good memory.

French is weird. They like it like that.

I sincerely hope that's what my future wife says before she buries me. I was for the lulz before there was a civilian internet.

And only three? Man I'm a real mutt. My heritage covers six or seven of those options easy.

That means creating another thread and we're 7 pages in. I'm lodging Portuguese as an informal option. So far I have three informal votes for Portus Cale. Tied with Italy now.

Welsh/Irish :love: Dats me. Well. 25% of me.

Sometimes I think you start your threads just to derail them. hahaha

I say keep the hat. There is looking older and there is looking distinguished. My beard makes me look 5-10 years older, but the chicks dig it.

Oh threads easily right themselves after being derailed.

I'm making a dating advice thread for comedic purposes only. If you take my advice, you're probably the kind of person who would follow a Viking into the Capitol Building.