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No, I'm a Kenyan oil baron.

Not all problems need to be solved with violence. Wampas are food-driven. Bring a cow, pig, or some other form of livestock as a piece offering. He'll gladly exchange it for a stone.

Licenses and attorneys are for chumps. I live by the old rules in this country where if you show up and are qualified, you get the job.

Easy, Send me your bank account number, routing number, and mother's maiden name. All your problems will be solved!

This is the spinoff. There will be more episodes.

It was the literal name of the Roman settlement.

I like the username. 226 is a classic and I'm not even much of a DA/SA guy.

This has been my song for all of 2020.

This OP doesn't get it. Losing a girl you barely know is one thing. The girl you saw a good quarter of the country with. The girl you read quirky Shakespeare with. The girl who respected and understood your professional goals. Who shared your dreams. That's a real kick in the backside. But...

Yeah, but those shells can make for mean cuts if they break a bit.

Bahahaha. Yep, still have the genetic samples somewhere. I'll tell ya though. The younger one is who I miss. Being with her was the best month of my life. So sad it had to end. She would still be with me too if it wasn't for her father. The bloody Papist.

Haha. It's been fun. I'm about to do the same. Have to watch my niece tomorrow. 'Night all.

Ick. Terry Crews doesn't use Axe and he's the manliest man ever made. Second only to me, of course.

You get used to them after getting paid to bury your third or fourth.

Yes. I exhale pure testosterone.

He's a total boss. One of the best actors.

Anybody who thinks I'm a girl after reading two of my posts needs to go take a biology course or something.

People who think that have never tried dating an Asian woman for more than a week.

I have no idea what's going through his head. That's his business.