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She was quiet and I liked it.

Okay folks. I'm on post break-up whiskey round 2 (not getting drunk. it's a sin)(I lived in Vegas a time, so my liver is made of scrap metal).

I'm a lot to handle.

Have there been any world renown writers in Portuguese? There is the dude who wrote The Alchemist, but it's trash.

I'm more interested in this Bono oyster talks about. The Irish are great writers even if they be drunken layabouts.

Whoever writes a love letter that can convince a chick I'm the dude for her.

You're talking an awful lot about Rubes. Hmmmmm

Can I pay him to write a letter for me after my Gamestop money comes in?

Spoke too soon.

Looks like oyster bounced though.

You can check out any time you like But you can never leave

She's disgusted with me.

Good thing I speak a little Spanish :ROFL:

See I think Kireina and I would get along for at least an hour and thirty minutes.

Bono is nothing after I troll the local Christian college this weekend. How to pick up Christian College Girls: 1. Have Bible 2. Leave the mask at home. They'll immediately recognize you're an alpha male.

I'm quite pleased this thread has made it to 18 pages. Long may it reign! We'll take over this subforum yet!

I came very close to posting details. Oh so close. Best the ladies here be kept in the dark lest one fits the bill.

To quote Jack White. "I find it harder to be a gentleman everyday."

This is the way.

The letter is the first part. Already did that. It's the scout before the main army arrives. Chicks are touched by letters, you never win one over with a letter. Ever. Especially if it's sappy.