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It comes from New York City lingo.

You da man

He'd be hard pressed to take it now. It being gone and all. I swear I look 5-10 years younger without it. It's bizarre. I feel like such a fop.

It's funny to have five ex-girlfriends by now. Being single and thirty is so fun. That said, I worked in many states and ruined the dreams of many bad people. Had one particularly beautiful relationship come of that process. It won't come back because of your father. But oh how I pray we...

Yeah [redacted] move.

One of my more snarky exes used to bring up how we used the metric system to get to the moon. Screw that technicality. The society which used imperial weights and measures got to the moon. Hah.

That or a new mandolin which will help grease the skids towards producing a new heir. Chicks dig instruments.

You rock man. I'm getting a turtle soon. He will out-live me and probably come to see me when I feed him. Best part is, I'll probably die before the punk. Leave him to my heir.

This song. Oh man. It speaks.

She let go of me officially at 11:30pm last night. I then went out and destroyed sticks with my hands. Split firewood for a while. Walked two miles. Shaved my beard.

Bahaha. No. I've had one for almost four years. It's one thing to grow a beard. You're prepared for it. It's gradual. It's another to have a beard and see it gone after a few moments of destructive catharsis.

I'm an American

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It would take me three months to grow back the luxurient beard I had

Women are sneaky

Here's something funny. When this chick said goodbye, I felt like a piece of crap. Real self-destructive mood. In a fit of rage, I trimmed and shaved my beard of four years away. Back to clean shaven.

If they are, they're lurking.

I like you a lot. You know that? Forum brothers. Us and oyster. The Three Amigos