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What does a garlic do when it gets hot? It takes all its cloves off.

I've just been informed that a distant relative has left me a priceless watch in her will. I hope it's not a wind up.

Every morning, I walk my cow through the local vineyard... I herd it through the grapevine.

“You could make love” she whispered... “Or vole” he replied…..looking up from their game of scrabble.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? “Does this taste funny to you?”

I do love your sense of humour. Thank you for the laughs.

At last….I've just remembered the word I've been trying to think of for two weeks. It's fortnight.

I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.

Just seen my neighbour stealing socks off my clothesline. I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet.

They do one of my favourite aftershaves, profumo

Anni We are all growing in Christ. It's called sanctification, growing in Jesus. It's the Holy Spirit that's works in us to conform us to the image of Jesus to be like him. We will get it wrong and fail at times. Jesus loves us just the same. We confess when we do sin, to confess is to "agree"...

Matthew 7:1-6 Do Not Judge (Luke 6:37–42) 1 “Judge not, that you be not judged. 2 For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. 3 And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in...

No not you at all.