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One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes...

A profile that is well written, honest, sincere and humorous always catches my attention. I have never been one to look any further than beautiful eyes and a pretty smile. Also a mention of scripture and the importance it has in their life is key. Honestly when you meet the one God has...

Very weird indeed. Every girl deserves ribs.:)

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a horse walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the horse's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed...

My fur baby Chester.

I'll start. I was setup on a blind date by a friend. So it was at a local Applebees. I have never in my life done something like this so I'm a mess. So I show up reasonably early and just survey the landscape. Try and calm myself by having an IPA. I never over indulge but every now and...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The...

My heart is open and I see only you. You bring happiness to me with a love so true. Your wonders are plenty a never cease to amaze. I know you will never stop loving me each minute of each hour of all days. As I delight in this splendor of love I have for you. I will never forget you are...

Hello Ellorah. Nice to meet you.

Hello Diakonos. Pleasure to meet you.

Hello my friends. My name is Bill and it is a pleasure to meet everyone. I hope to make some new friends and share some laughs.