Word Association

malefactor

(would... would i have to skin them myself? if not, i'll go to Home Depot for the traps!)

felon

(Lol. You could skin them yourself if you were so inclined, but I would imagine you would also be wanting to profit from the innards, which might be less conducive to transport in a skinless state. Unless you are looking to establish your own Whangdoodle skin hat and paraphernalia store, I'd consider shipping whole...)

criminal

(definitely, profoundly do not want to skin them, thank you.
perhaps i'll continue to clean up after the coffee klatch is over lol)

hoodlum (Yeah, I understand. Skinning unruly congregations of trespassing Whangdoodles is not a job for everyone. 'Though I'm sure Home Depot probably offers a machine for it, also. If you buy the deluxe edition, it might even convert said Whangdoodles into hats.)

ruffian

(are you wearing a cephalopod on your head, bro?)

brigand (Oh no, this is a Whangdoodle-skin hat. It's the latest fashion. All the up-and-coming CCers are wearing them. Whangdoodles have up until now remained quite mysterious and hiding in the shadows, which is perhaps the reason you mistook this one for a cephalopod. )

prison!

(yes, i see. i really thought it was a head-footed mollusk. the resemblance is uncanny! )

gaol

(Lol. I hadn't heard of a head-footed mollusk before, but then there are many places I have yet to explore. Tell me, do these head-footed mollusks also share all the undesirable qualities of Whangdoodles, or does the uncanny resemblance end at first sight?)

penitentiary

(the only reason i know the term is we homeschooled our kiddos. primary school science. i believe these cephalopods can't leave the ocean without serious problems, so they're extremely unlikely to invade the yard.)

brig

(Oh, okay. Well, I do confess I'm not an expert on Whangdoodles, and I wasn't homeschooled, so I'm sure there is still plenty I don't know, but there is an Earth-wide infestation of them at present. However, similar to cephalopods, Whangdoodles have a knack of remaining undetected, so even if there were an infestation of them in your yards causing serious problems (i.e. Whangdoodles, not cephalopods), you might be unlikely to notice).

prison (I think we should have a Whangdoodle theme park!)

Pregnant. (thankfully no more for me!!! ha ha ha)

womb (I guess it is a kind of prison - for both mother and child when occupied...)

(Great idea! What better way to popularise the consumption of toxic food than to use it as the basis for a theme park! We can simultaneously send the messages of "I'm delicious, eat me!" and "Warning, I'm toxic and gonna make you sick" by creating a ride in the shape of an enormous Whangdoodle, whose tentacles spin around ever faster, and where people can fasten themselves into seatbelts on his suckers when he stops for a quick break? )

fruitful (A Whangdoodle ride! Sounds exciting! I want to have a Whangdoodle Fun House. I'll make it look similar to the inside of the spaceship on Killer Klowns from Outer Space...only you don't have to worry about being turned into cotton candy or whatever the Whangdoodle equivalent of cotton candy is. Spun Whangdoodle floss.)

multiplication (Spun Whangdoodle floss - got it, and added to the merchandise list! We could even put some real Whangdoodles inside the Whangdoodle Fun House - due to their elusiveness, I doubt anyone will ever be able to catch them! )

division (The addition of Whangdoodles in the fun house is a must! We could do different themes through the year. Like a more spooky fun house in October...or even in February. In my state, we have a place called Tunnel of Love Haunted Attraction. People go for that kind of stuff, add Whangdoodles and they won't be able to get enough!)

subtraction (It sounds exciting, but wait until we add the Killer Whangdoodles from Outer Space! Now, before you correct me, I do concede that the origin of Whangdoodles is still as yet unknown, as despite the current Whangdoodle infestation, the elusive nature of the Whangdoodle makes it hard for the less discerning to realise they are in the midst of a plague, and hence, Whangdoodles have been studied by very few, present company excluded. However, were we to, say... embellish the origins of the Whangdoodle - I do suggest you are right, and people won't be able to get enough. Can you imagine? Tunnel of Love - Haunted Whangdoodle Attraction... )

solution (I think Killer Whangdoodles from Outer Space is a splendid idea! Maybe it will become a movie too! I like the Killer Klown movie, I used to have a tshirt lol. So, of course we need tshirts and posters. I am overly excited about the Tunnel of Love - Haunted Whangdoodle Attraction!! Yes! Why not embellish the origins? People will believe anything! I went to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre and at the beginning it said it was based on a true story. I was surprised when later at work I overheard some gal talking about how true that story is! People will be flocking to this attraction...it's much better!)

predicament (Your warning about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is persuasive. If the girl at your work was a witness to the crime, it may be that some of the Whangdoodles in our employ at the Killer Whangdoodles from Outer Space exhibit are implicated in the event. We will need to get them disguises and fake IDs - the Whangdoodles, not the girls at your work - in the event that one of the attendees to our theme park happens to also be one of the investigators to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and due to his powers of observation, he manages to recognise an implicated Whangdoodle and link us to the tragedy. Of course, I'm sure the lawyers in your employ will be able to legally extricate us from any such mishap, but why rely on extrication while avoidance is an option?)

crisis (If things get too complicated legally, I might have to hire Benny the Whangdoodle Hitman. Those implicating fools will end up hidden in the Whangdoodle Floss! This will end up an entire series of Whangdoodle fun, mayhem, danger, and lots of floss! Who can resist putting some Whangdoodle risk in their life?!)