Give me bad advice...

Fall in love with your problems, and maybe they'll leave you, too.

I try to inhail them.

here's b.a.d. advice: Be Abounding Daily!!!!!!!!

When stopped at a stop sign, wait for it to turn green to go. If someone is beeping behind you, it means they are happy to see you wait.

Fall in love with someone thats still in love with someone else.

Guys when you're on a date, take her to an expensive restaurant but leave your wallet at home. When the check comes tell her you left it at home on purpose because you want to see how she reacts to situations under pressure. She will be impressed with your clever thinking.

If you're preaching out, guest speaking at someone else's church, it doesn't cost anything to be polite. You know the pastor is going to pick up the check - when I was an evangelist I didn't pay for one meal for five years - but it doesn't hurt to offer.

I always kept a ten dollar bill in my pocket. I'd pull it out and offer to pay my part of the check. One pastor said, "Oh put that up! You've handed that same ten bucks to every pastor in the section. If I actually took it you'd have a heart attack."

Another thing that doesn't hurt is to do the courtesy reach. While the pastor is reaching for the bill, you reach for your wallet... "Oh, you're going to... Thank you." I don't even have my wallet back there, I just reach.

Guys when you're on a date, take her to an expensive restaurant but leave your wallet at home. When the check comes tell her you left it at home on purpose because you want to see how she reacts to situations under pressure. She will be impressed with your clever thinking.