Give me bad advice...
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. They're so friendly 
Hang out at the mall when youve got no money and say to shopkeepers you just looking. Wear a hoodie and sunglasses to the bank.
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Get smart to your school teachers
Dont do what the principal says.
homeschool and do zoom online learning with your dog instead
Dont do what the principal says.
homeschool and do zoom online learning with your dog instead
Reminds me of an old blues song.
I'm in love with a woman, y'all
She's in love with a woman too
I'm in love with a woman now
She's in love with a woman too
I've got these tears in my eyes, see
I just don't know what to do
Guys when you're on a date, take her to an expensive restaurant but leave your wallet at home. When the check comes tell her you left it at home on purpose because you want to see how she reacts to situations under pressure. She will be impressed with your clever thinking.
Kinda reminds me of the young minister seminar Douglas Klinedinst spoke at one time.
If you're preaching out, guest speaking at someone else's church, it doesn't cost anything to be polite. You know the pastor is going to pick up the check - when I was an evangelist I didn't pay for one meal for five years - but it doesn't hurt to offer.
I always kept a ten dollar bill in my pocket. I'd pull it out and offer to pay my part of the check. One pastor said, "Oh put that up! You've handed that same ten bucks to every pastor in the section. If I actually took it you'd have a heart attack."
Another thing that doesn't hurt is to do the courtesy reach. While the pastor is reaching for the bill, you reach for your wallet... "Oh, you're going to... Thank you." I don't even have my wallet back there, I just reach.
