Give me bad advice...

[Talljake]

Visit area 51. They love visitors, just remember to bring a camera 📸. They're so friendly 🙂

 

[BrianMeir]

Fall in love with your problems, and maybe they'll leave you, too.

 

[17Bees]

Fall in love with your problems, and maybe they'll leave you, too.

There's always tragedy in humor! I love this.

 

[Sculpt]

I try to inhail them.

That's really good bad advice!

 

[Karlon]

the next time you bang your head, bang it 10 more times so you're used to the pain so on the 11th time, it won't hurt!!!!!!

 

[TheLearner]

here's b.a.d. advice: Be Abounding Daily!!!!!!!!

Give all your belongings and money to the rich.

 

[TheLearner]

When stopped at a stop sign, wait for it to turn green to go. If someone is beeping behind you, it means they are happy to see you wait.

Stop on the top of a high hill.

 

[TheLearner]

start at #41

 

[Lanolin]

Hang out at the mall when youve got no money and say to shopkeepers you just looking. Wear a hoodie and sunglasses to the bank.

 

[Pipp]

Fall in love with someone thats still in love with someone else.

 

[Poinsetta]

Speak up to the teacher when she gets mad at you.

 

[Lanolin]

Get smart to your school teachers
Dont do what the principal says.
homeschool and do zoom online learning with your dog instead

 

[Lynx]

Fall in love with someone thats still in love with someone else.

Reminds me of an old blues song.

I'm in love with a woman, y'all
She's in love with a woman too
I'm in love with a woman now
She's in love with a woman too
I've got these tears in my eyes, see
I just don't know what to do

 

[Karlon]

always be guilty until proven guilty!!! nyuknyuknyuk

 

[zeroturbulence]

Guys when you're on a date, take her to an expensive restaurant but leave your wallet at home. When the check comes tell her you left it at home on purpose because you want to see how she reacts to situations under pressure. She will be impressed with your clever thinking.

 

[Lynx]

Guys when you're on a date, take her to an expensive restaurant but leave your wallet at home. When the check comes tell her you left it at home on purpose because you want to see how she reacts to situations under pressure. She will be impressed with your clever thinking.

Kinda reminds me of the young minister seminar Douglas Klinedinst spoke at one time.

If you're preaching out, guest speaking at someone else's church, it doesn't cost anything to be polite. You know the pastor is going to pick up the check - when I was an evangelist I didn't pay for one meal for five years - but it doesn't hurt to offer.

I always kept a ten dollar bill in my pocket. I'd pull it out and offer to pay my part of the check. One pastor said, "Oh put that up! You've handed that same ten bucks to every pastor in the section. If I actually took it you'd have a heart attack."

Another thing that doesn't hurt is to do the courtesy reach. While the pastor is reaching for the bill, you reach for your wallet... "Oh, you're going to... Thank you." I don't even have my wallet back there, I just reach.

 

[Talljake]

Guys when you're on a date, take her to an expensive restaurant but leave your wallet at home. When the check comes tell her you left it at home on purpose because you want to see how she reacts to situations under pressure. She will be impressed with your clever thinking.

Don't forget to tell her she should leave a good tip lol

 

[Pipp]

And ask her if you can get a dessert since shes paying

 

[TheLearner]

I am very physcally sick today

Do drop an AC unit on your foot.

 

[GraceTrumpsKarma]

The hotter the temperature gauge is in your car, the faster your car will go 😊