Things NOT to say on your first date....

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ArtsieSteph

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In all seriousness though I think if you say the words “You remind me so much of my ex ________” your date may actually die in their chair. At least their heart will.
 
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CozHElivesIcanface2morrow

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Can I take home our leftovers? ( not really a bad thing but that's quite 😆especially if he brought with him food containers as well) 🤣
 
Pipp

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The real reason I ask you out tonight ....I need a kidney and you looked like a good healthy candidate :) so...whatta ya say ?
 
Mel85

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I tested positive for .......
 
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Me: Since we're going to the movies...can you stop buy Dollar Tree first?

Him: why?

Me: I want candy! Don't worry babe...that's what the large purse is for!
 
Lynx

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Wait, what?

LittleMermaid this is a thread for things you should NOT say on your first date. Loading up a big purse with candy for the movie is a definite positive, not a negative.

Can you fit a water bottle and some chips in there too? I'll put a pinhole in the chips so I can squeeze the air out.
 
Lanolin

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Can I borrow a few grand?

i actually had been asked by two dates to be a bank for them. uh why?
and they wanted the money for you guessed it,,,drugs.
 
Lanolin

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Watching live mass shootings on Facebook gives me such a thrill . You wanna come over and watch with me?

not ever happened, but I think a lot of people are so clueless these days that they actually might ask this. its only a slippery slope from watching Star Wars/Gladiator/braveheart...Lord of the rIngs...insert any war movie here.... to this.
 
Lanolin

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Can we go home? I dont like going out that much.
 
GaryA

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exegete said:
But don't worry, the doctor said it's not contagious.
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Rewrite:

But don't worry, the doctor said it could only be passed on to someone else through close contact - like holding hands, hugging, or kissing.
 
1christian1

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