Well, perhaps this is meant to be funny and lighthearted...once again I seem to maybe have stumbled into the wrong thread
Joking hasn't netted me a catch so to speak but hmmm....
"Before you ask, that dress
does make you look fat? but err, I'm sure it's just the dress but it's a typical question and I think maybe my opinion would change on a second date in different attire but I'm uncertain because I'm not omniscient? Care for a round #2?"
~Any takers?