Word Association

drained (I must say, I'm imagining you as the sheriff in town and there is a Whangdoodle shoot out going on...and it's like an unusual western movie going on in my mind. I like it! )

devitalized (Lol. You'd have to be my deputy, though! Or I'd be trapped down under fire behind some table or bar or something!)

deprive (Smashing word! I was admittedly unaware of it! Of course, I'll certainly be the deputy. I'm armed as we speak (er, type)!)

extrude (I like this game, as one may come across any number of smashing words! )

expel (As well as smashing stories of the opposition against Whangdoodles. There is lots of smashingness here.)

defenestrate (Ha, ha. Yes, I do love a good Whangdoodle defenestration or two! Smashing in more ways than one! )

hurl (I think you definitely win the game. That's gotta be the best word yet!! I've been using the word smashing for decades now and thought it was the most smashing word...until now.)

cast (Lol. Yes, it is a good word. Smashing is a smashing word, but I think defenestrate is also quite smashing! We shall defenestrate the Whangdoodles, and cast them out of their strongholds in Whangdoodlia!)

emit (In my view, you're the winner. You got the hat and the best word yet. I'm not sure I can be deputy to such smashingness...but I'll try. Maybe I can make up for it in armament and Whangdoodle butt-kicking )

spurt (Oh no. That was a good round, but you have plenty of good ones also. The other week whilst dispatching unwanted Whangdoodles, I was to learn that one particular tribe believed me to be the deputy, and you to be the chief butt-kicker!)

erupt (I don't think any of my words can compare to defenestrate. My new favorite word lol. Maybe we can both be chief of taking down the Whangdoodles. You'd most likely be the head chief though! Especially with that hat! )

eject (Lol. I hereby promote you to Chief of Defenestration. Whenever we encounter particularly troublesome Whangdoodles, I will direct them to your department for suitable processing. Just the name of your department might be enough to scare them into submission, if not the defenestration process itself.

Don't be tricked by the hat, though. A hatless head is actually much superior to a head whose imperfections must be concealed by its hat. So you are probably going to have to be the head chief, while I can be the hat chief.)

tape (Like when we used to eject VHS tapes back in the day.

As a person who reads a lot of true crime, the word defenestrate really tickles me! You made my morning! And I haven't even had my coffee yet!

You be the hat chief and I'll be the chieftess. I might not wear any hats, but I got a lot of hair and always wear a braid. It's my signature look. If my hair gets any longer I'll be able to lasso the Whangdoodles before I defenestrate them. My hair will be a weapon.

Suitable processing indeed!)

rope (Ah, I remember those days. When we still had video stores where one could rent movies.

I didn't see the link between defenestration and true crime, but am glad you have been tickled by the word. Judging by the looks of horror on the faces of Whangdoodles everywhere and the sudden change to obedience since introduction of the Chieftess of Defenestration, I believe defenestration was both the word and the process we have been looking for.

Might I request you grow your hair a little longer, and you make good your threat of using your hair as a weapon? We might even arrange Whangdoodle rodeos, whereby you can lasso wayward Whangdoodles and defenestrate them to the applaud of admiring crowds, to further instill a sense of obedience into the rebellious Whangdoodle hearts. What say you?)

lariat (I remember visiting the VHS stores. That was kinda fun...except for having to rewind them.

Maybe I get into true crime too much and see connections to it everywhere lol.

Chieftess of Defenestration! I like it! Clever. You really should be the head chief. Your ideas are superior.

I do intend to continue to grow my hair. There is a rodeo arena not far from where I live. I think this is a most clever idea! I can see Whangdoodle rodeos happening. I think it would be a great success. Like the wild west shows in the late 1800s, but even better. Everyone will want to see Whangdoodles being lassoed and also doing rodeo activities. This idea could sweep the world!)

reata (Good word - lariat. Yeah. It actually is so much more convenient these days - but I think the anticipation in reading the back of the boxes, choosing a video, and then deciding which to watch first when one got home was part of the enjoyment back then!

Lol. Defenestration is not a true crime - it is a true cure for Whangdoodle criminals! Even in the past hour since the introduction of the Chieftess of Defenestration - may her hair grow ever longer and her guiness-world record lasso-and-defenestration time get ever shorter - Whangdoodle crime statistics have plummeted nearly 0.12%, which may not seem like much to most people, but actually is quite a lot when one considers how evil Whangdoodles truly are.

For our Whangdoodle rodeo, I think you should be in charge of Whangdoodle defenestration (you are the Chieftess of it, afterall), and I can head the Whangdoodle riding. Probably I won't be able to ride a Whangdoodle for very long, but my hat should be enough to buy me sufficient time to escape safely over the barrier. We can probably also offer Whangdoodle-pies and such, made from 100% fresh and recycled Whangdoodle...)

knot (Speaking of butt-kicking, you are really kicking mine today with clever words!

I agree with you about VHS movies. I miss those days.

We should have a Whangdoodle crime news channel.

I am told that I am an amazing cook. I shall have a booth open at the Whangdoodle rodeo with an array of baked goods. We might make a fortune!

I am a bit worried about you riding a Whangdoodle. Sounds dangerous. You're brave! It makes for a good story. A movie, perhaps. They'll make a movie about you. When you become famous, don't forget our humble Whangdoodle beginnings lol.)

braid (Oh no. Lariat is more clever than reata. But yeah - I didn't know it then, but I think I grew up during the best years for growing up. If only it could have lasted!

I agree! A Whangdoodle crime news channel we shall have. But what to call it? America's most Whangdoodled? I mean, no one wants a Whangdoodle, so you probably can't call it America's most wanted Whangdoodles...

You are indeed an amazing cook. Only you can transform something as useless and obnoxious as a toxic Whangdoodle into something that is both delicious and nourishing.

We shall also make a fortune, but not from me riding Whangdoodles. Any Whangdoodle-boy (or girl!) worth his hat can balance atop the rough back of a retreating Whangdoodle, but only a very select few are able to cause the dreaded Whangdoodles to retreat so fearfully as does the famous Chieftess of Defenestration and her hair-style lasso, breaking yet another world record for number of Whangdoodles defenestrated within ten minutes to the crowds of cheering and admiring fans. There are rumours that the Chieftess is becoming so popular from success at her chosen sport that she is considering running for governor in the upcoming elections.)

fishtail (That's my preferred braid. My hair is in a fishtail right now.

I have a feeling we grew up at a similar time. I could be wrong though. I might be older...or not (but just 'cause I can cook well doesn't mean I'm a granny lol). In any case, I'm glad I grew up when I did instead of these more modern times.

America's Most Whangdoodled is probably the best title. I mean, we are Whangdoodled here in more ways than one!

Does that mean you'll be lieutenant governor? I don't think the Chieftess will run unless that's the case. She's not leading the way and lassoing the Whangdoodles otherwise!

I feel like this defenestration thing will gain popularity like guillotines did in France back in the day. I think women were wearing guillotine earrings back then. Funnily enough, I don't have pierced ears. So I can't wear Whangdoodle earrings. But, I'm okay with that.)

dogleg (Fishtail - I had to look it up, but now I know what type of braid that is. Yeah, my guess is that we grew up similar times. Captain Kirk (for you) and Star Wars (for me). Although Kirk had already been on TV for some years already when I watched the episodes I did. Lol. America's Most Whangdoodled. Great name. I think we are getting Whangdoodled in ways than even the Whangdoodles - until recent technological advancements - didn't envisage.

I didn't know women were wearing guillotine earrings back in France! Women can be deceptively violent, I think? At least on the inside? Or perhaps there were just more French chieftesses in those days than now? Still, if those Frenchies deserved good old La Madame Guillotine back then, just think how much more the Whangdoodles deserve a good lassoing and defenestrating by the young (ish) Chieftess of the Department of Defenestration today. I can temporarily be lieutenant governor, if it will free up more of your time for training up the next generation of Whangdoodle defenestrators.

Probably if we develop some rules for it and turn it into a team sport, it'll catch on faster and there'll be a demand for more of the other merchandise, such as shirts depicting the defenestration of unworthy Whangdoodles or coffee mugs featuring lines of cartoon Whangdoodles being lassoed up for defenestration by the winning team. That way, you won't feel so left out when all the women at church are wearing defenestration jewellery. Possibly, we could invent a rule whereby if someone defenestrates two Whangdoodles simultaneously, that counts as a deuce for extra points (or something!), while accomplishing a three-for-one Whangdoodle defenestration would be a trifecta?

It's probably good you don't have pierced ears. For one, your haemophobia may well have kicked in, but for another, it's probably harder to hear with holes in one's ears. Besides, if we play our cards right - particularly the deuces and trifectas - you'll still be able to wear a cool shirt or drink coffee out of the "hippest" mug... )