That awkward moment when......... you see your life pass before your eyes, and all you can think of is "I should have eaten more fiber"
Nasty!!! lol
Chrissy, no one ever said life was easy (especially with irregularity!!!).
That awkward moment when......... you see your life pass before your eyes, and all you can think of is "I should have eaten more fiber"
Nasty!!! lol
Chrissy, no one ever said life was easy (especially with irregularity!!!).
Well, if you weren't so OLD!!
Hold on, let me put in my hearing-aid!
Okay Chrissy, now can you repeat what you said!!!
I WILL TYPE SLOWLY SO YOU CAN HEAR ME.
All caps??? How dare you yell at me!!! Chrissy, please have some respect for your elders!!!
Now someone get me my Alka Seltzer and Preparation H.
Is this better for you? I don't want to talk loud, I am sure you must be napping.
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I've put my phone in the fridge, shoved my empty bowl in my purse, threw the cereal in the sink, and put the milk on the shelf. I realized my mistake after I looked in my purse for my phone and only found the bowl. I had already left the house at that point.That awkward morning when you are up early in the morning for work but you aren't quite awake yet, and you get a bowl of cereal and then put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge...
NOT, related to my last entry. That awkward moment when a guy you went to church with gets busted for possessing a meth lab because it blew up...
Duuuuuuude! Is it bad that I laughed when I read that?
About 5 or 6 years ago I was sitting on my couch, watching something stupid on tv when I heard a huge BOOOOM! Because I'm me (and according to my bestie I don't fear enough stuff), I didn't get up and investigate. It turns out that it's good I didn't leave my house because three doors down (across the street from the high school) a huge meth lab blew up. The roof was literally blown off and there was tons of meth laced smoke barreling from the house.
Ahh, Modesto... how I loathe thee. Modesto is 90 miles from San Fran, Sacramento, Fresno, and Sonora. We are a massive drug running town (my dad was a big part of it, actually he probably still is) and making meth is a big deal here. Well, making it is not as prevalent as it was a few years ago, but drugs pour through this city like a sieve.
I know of Modesto just because of Monsters Vs. Aliens, which is one of my kids favorite movies.
But just to give you an idea, this is the second Meth lab that blew up in the area in the last six months...and two years ago we had three blow up in a six month period just in my town...so top that one!
That awkward morning when you are up early in the morning for work but you aren't quite awake yet, and you get a bowl of cereal and then put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge...