Lol I read this and thought "This is the content of this entire thread plus the one I started that was closed".
*Candace Owens returning a toaster at Walmart:
Candace: I'd like to exchange a toaster.
It stopped working.
Service Desk: No problem. Do you have your receipt?
Candace: Oh, I have the receipt
Service Desk: Okay, just go ahead and give me that.
Candace: l'm really just trying to get a working toaster. I have evidence this one was broken at the factory.
Service Desk: I understand. Where is the toaster?
Candace: I have someone holding it safe until the right time.
Service Desk: Oookaaay, we'll obviously need the toaster.
Candace: Trust me. It's coming. I have the receipts too.
Service Desk: Well, we haven't seen any proof of purchase.
Random person in line: She has the receipts! I believe her.
Service Desk: Well, we can't say for sure.
Candace: I have a big update on proof that this toaster was broken at factory
Service desk: ok?
Candace: I just received a tip (from another random person in line) that on the same block of the factory where this toaster was made, there is a store across the street that also sells microwaves and guess what? Both store managers have a child name Robert. Think that’s a coincidence?
Service Desk: ….. ok?
Another random person: She definitely has the receipts. You can tell she's telling the truth.
Candace: I always bring the receipts.
Service Desk: Ma'am, you don't even have the toaster. We're done here I can help whoever is next.