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Ceph said:
Women can't trap me.
My type doesn't wear flashy clothing. They don't mind not wearing makeup. They don't exaggerate their femininity at all, only regard the fundamentals. They're purely themselves, and they're a tomboy at heart without knowing or trying to be.
We play fight with each other, we detonate explosives together, we hike through the forests and wade through the mud together. we learn and do practical things together, and become the subject of each others pranks.
We walk like two childhood friends before God beneath the sun, not caring about what we look like, just being.

The only time anyone's 'trapped' is when she's finally in my arms! muah ha ha ha...
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When I read this my first thought was to fix ya up with @CarriePie , but I see that she has been notified already 😌 (must have smelled the mud and explosives! 💣💥😜)
 
I thought I would trap a man after learning from all the contributions on this post but here I am in square 1. no man, no trap, 😔🥱🏃going to the next post
 
Go to church with dark glasses on.
Wear said dark glasses and then just stand in front of him and look him in the eyes; smile and actually give one of those exceedingly rare affirming compliments of actual concrete appreciation. Total 𝖧̶𝗒̶𝗉̶𝗇̶𝗈̶𝗌̶𝗂̶𝗌̶ spiritual connection immediately. Oh, and wear perfume that smells like a grilled cheese sandwich with a touch of orthodox incense. Just to make sure he's not too fussy in his appetite.
 
I did not see the post about the lady traps... perhaps that is part of the trap to play hard to get or hidden in the forest or just wait till I come and find him myself… So no link to said post I suppose
 
Dark secrets of some men's heart is model kits or model Trains, but that might just leave him in his man cave forever, and you never see him again
 
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Mordy said:
I did not see the post about the lady traps... perhaps that is part of the trap to play hard to get or hidden in the forest or just wait till I come and find him myself… So no link to said post I suppose
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Right now it's on page 3 of the general Singles Forum section.

I'd post a link but for some reason, they haven't been working whenever I post one.

Thanks for the inquiry!
 
seoulsearch said:
Right now it's on page 3 of the general Singles Forum section.

I'd post a link but for some reason, they haven't been working whenever I post one.

Thanks for the inquiry!
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Post it anyway, por favor. Now I'm curious what happens.
 
This Man Trap: How many men, would you say, does this man trap hold at once?!
 
seoulsearch said:
Hey Everyone,

You've heard of "Building a Better Mouse Trap" (at least, this is something we say in the USA.) But who wants to catch mice?! BEH!!! NO -- LADIES, we obviously want to catch MEN. Therefore, let's talk about Building a Better Man Trap!

I got this idea from reading a humorous conversation about effective "lures" or "bait" that would get a woman interested in a man -- and the men suggested things like shoes and kittens. :LOL: Don't worry, I plan to write a female version of this thread as well, but I thought it would be fun to "trap," er, "bait", um, start, with the men first.

All things said here are in good humor and fun!!

What are YOUR ideas for Building a Better Man Trap?

1. First, from what I've been reading, it's important to make sure our trap is humane. You know, something like this:

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Perfect! Not to mention, totally secure! We'll have our man trapped in no time! :LOL:

* Do you have any ideas for the structure of a perfect man trap? Perhaps something rustic like this, or maybe an event or gathering where he'd feel a need to stick around for a while, such as a sporting event, a concert, a movie, or a fishing boat?!

What do you think would be a good location/structure/setting that would keep a man "trapped" for an hour or two?

2. Next, and most importantly, we need to talk about the most CRUCIAL part of The Perfect Man Trap -- THE BAIT.

After all, we know that all our hard work isn't going to do us any good without the perfect bait!

* What do you think would work as the perfect MAN BAIT? Fishing poles? Sporting tickets or equipment? Video games? GI Joe action figures? A case of his favorite Axe deodorant spray?! Gift cards for Home Depot or Radio Shack?

Let us know what YOU think would be the no-fail way of luring a man into the clutches, er, cozy comfort, of our MAN TRAP! :cool:

Obligatory Disclaimer: this thread is for fun, laughs, and entertainment only. It is in NO way meant to be taken seriously, nor is it meant to demean or belittle men IN ANY WAY -- remember, a female side of this thread will be posted in the future! This is just for fun!

Everyone is welcome to answer. Ladies, tell us, from your experience, what might work as a good man trap and what bait works best. Gentlemen, tell us what "traps" would actually catch your interest -- and which ones would bore you to tears. Give us ideas for lures you would spring for -- and bait you would pass right on by! :D

The two main questions of this thread are:

1. What do you think would work best as a the Perfect Man Trap?
and,
2. What kind of bait can we use that no man can resist?


For the good or for the bad, I bravely Googled "Stuff Men Like" -- and the first set of answers my AI host gave me were:

A. Personalized grill kits.

(I guess like these?!)

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2. Custom wallets

3. Watch boxes.

I don't know if AI is slipping or if I just don't know enough men or enough ABOUT men, but I can't think of a single guy who would like any of those (although I suppose the diamond teeth are tempting!)

Rather, my idea for the PERFECT BAIT for the PERFECT MAN TRAP would be this:

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Seriously -- what man could resist a good ham and turkey sammich???!!!

Everyone is welcome to answer!! :) (And if you disagree with this sammich choice, tell us what kind of sammich would REALLY work!)

Tell us what ideas YOU have for building -- and baiting -- THE. PERFECT. MAN. TRAP! ;)
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If you read Proverbs 31, as we all know as the virtuous woman, I think we miss the fact that she is focused on her family, A woman can't be a feminist, she has to have a heart desire to serve her family first and career second. I think that is one mistake a lot of women make, they think they need to establish a career before having a family, but truth is a womans best child bearing years as I understand are before the age of 40, which is why women if they want a family, should have children at a young age, if you take 10 or 20 years to establish a career first than you severely limit your ability to have a family as you near the age where it becomes more risky for women to bare children. If you want to bait a man trap, give me a woman with Godly virtue and character with the right priorities in life.

I prefer this sandwhich, I am only sorry I can't find a picture
https://www.restaurantji.com/on/brantford/admiral-submarine-/gallery/menu/#id=FCmOi1yeVP.jpeg
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I_am_Canadian said:
If you read Proverbs 31, as we all know as the virtuous woman, I think we miss the fact that she is focused on her family, A woman can't be a feminist, she has to have a heart desire to serve her family first and career second. I think that is one mistake a lot of women make, they think they need to establish a career before having a family, but truth is a womans best child bearing years as I understand are before the age of 40, which is why women if they want a family, should have children at a young age, if you take 10 or 20 years to establish a career first than you severely limit your ability to have a family as you near the age where it becomes more risky for women to bare children. If you want to bait a man trap, give me a woman with Godly virtue and character with the right priorities in life.

I prefer this sandwhich, I am only sorry I can't find a picture
https://www.restaurantji.com/on/brantford/admiral-submarine-/gallery/menu/#id=FCmOi1yeVP.jpeg
EfQecHP9FA.jpeg
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Boy, you gonna NEED a woman with a career iffn you're expecting 13 dollah sammiches on the regular.
 
Edify said:
There ARE biblical ways to find that special someone for life.
For instance, are YOU a good biblical match for someone?
As God wouldn't send you a spiritually worthless fellow, He's not gonna give a good christian single man such a person, either.
God doesn't show favoritism.
God isn't in to making spiritually lop-sided relationships.
IF God gave you someone just like you Shadow Fight 2 Mod APK all weapons unlocked, could YOU handle it? :eek:o_O
God's love comes Shadow Fight 2 Mod APK all weapons unlocked in many different packages. :)
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Yes i see
 
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