That's funny dear lynx
I guess there is discipline there.
Here some groups of people who are high on cheap drugs use it anyhow.
Come Help The Singles Forum Build a Better Man Trap!!
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That's funny dear lynx
I guess there is discipline there.
Here some groups of people who are high on cheap drugs use it anyhow.
M
Mwestton
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Men like jewelry too. Really, really like a guy? The make titanium dark colors, grey,dark blue, black get a matching set like necklace and bracelet this guy has a living reminder of you all the time. A little pricey depending if you go to a shop or online. Guys like romance to. In a different way. Give a man a real good massage he will be back for more trust me, it worked on me. Ever tried a little public display of affection. Smile and if ya sense he is digging ya softly embrace his fore arm with a smile unless you think that's to far. Might wait for that one. Food yes. Men are carnivorous. Who can't say no to a filet of a new york strip. Those is like some dude romance stuff for a guy you like. I hope someone gives me the man trap sometime! Be ok. Timing of the Lord is perfect. The wait is a roller coaster. I'm good for a while and a 2 day spree of why me! A human thing! Anyway just wanted to shed some light on your thoughts.. peace.Hey Everyone,
You've heard of "Building a Better Mouse Trap" (at least, this is something we say in the USA.) But who wants to catch mice?! BEH!!! NO -- LADIES, we obviously want to catch MEN. Therefore, let's talk about Building a Better Man Trap!
I got this idea from reading a humorous conversation about effective "lures" or "bait" that would get a woman interested in a man -- and the men suggested things like shoes and kittens.Don't worry, I plan to write a female version of this thread as well, but I thought it would be fun to "trap," er, "bait", um, start, with the men first.
All things said here are in good humor and fun!!
What are YOUR ideas for Building a Better Man Trap?
1. First, from what I've been reading, it's important to make sure our trap is humane. You know, something like this:
Perfect! Not to mention, totally secure! We'll have our man trapped in no time!
* Do you have any ideas for the structure of a perfect man trap? Perhaps something rustic like this, or maybe an event or gathering where he'd feel a need to stick around for a while, such as a sporting event, a concert, a movie, or a fishing boat?!
What do you think would be a good location/structure/setting that would keep a man "trapped" for an hour or two?
2. Next, and most importantly, we need to talk about the most CRUCIAL part of The Perfect Man Trap -- THE BAIT.
After all, we know that all our hard work isn't going to do us any good without the perfect bait!
* What do you think would work as the perfect MAN BAIT? Fishing poles? Sporting tickets or equipment? Video games? GI Joe action figures? A case of his favorite Axe deodorant spray?! Gift cards for Home Depot or Radio Shack?
Let us know what YOU think would be the no-fail way of luring a man into the clutches, er, cozy comfort, of our MAN TRAP!
Obligatory Disclaimer: this thread is for fun, laughs, and entertainment only. It is in NO way meant to be taken seriously, nor is it meant to demean or belittle men IN ANY WAY -- remember, a female side of this thread will be posted in the future! This is just for fun!
Everyone is welcome to answer. Ladies, tell us, from your experience, what might work as a good man trap and what bait works best. Gentlemen, tell us what "traps" would actually catch your interest -- and which ones would bore you to tears. Give us ideas for lures you would spring for -- and bait you would pass right on by!
The two main questions of this thread are:
1. What do you think would work best as a the Perfect Man Trap?
and,
2. What kind of bait can we use that no man can resist?
For the good or for the bad, I bravely Googled "Stuff Men Like" -- and the first set of answers my AI host gave me were:
A. Personalized grill kits.
(I guess like these?!)
View attachment 276802
2. Custom wallets
3. Watch boxes.
I don't know if AI is slipping or if I just don't know enough men or enough ABOUT men, but I can't think of a single guy who would like any of those (although I suppose the diamond teeth are tempting!)
Rather, my idea for the PERFECT BAIT for the PERFECT MAN TRAP would be this:
View attachment 276803
Seriously -- what man could resist a good ham and turkey sammich???!!!
Everyone is welcome to answer!!(And if you disagree with this sammich choice, tell us what kind of sammich would REALLY work!)
Tell us what ideas YOU have for building -- and baiting -- THE. PERFECT. MAN. TRAP!
Man trap?
That's easy. Get an 82 inch HD TV and a subscription to NFL Red Zone.
A refrigerator with a beer tap in the door.
And to insure it's a trap, a basket of laundry and a sink full of dishes blocking the door.
Trapped.
That's easy. Get an 82 inch HD TV and a subscription to NFL Red Zone.
A refrigerator with a beer tap in the door.
And to insure it's a trap, a basket of laundry and a sink full of dishes blocking the door.
Trapped.
M
Mwestton
Guest
That one wouldn't work on me. A hate football. And beer. Dishes I would do though. Ya have to know who you want.Man trap?
That's easy. Get an 82 inch HD TV and a subscription to NFL Red Zone.
A refrigerator with a beer tap in the door.
And to insure it's a trap, a basket of laundry and a sink full of dishes blocking the door.
Trapped.
M
Mwestton
Guest
You have to know that man a little before a trap. That's what I'm saying. Trust me.Man trap?
That's easy. Get an 82 inch HD TV and a subscription to NFL Red Zone.
A refrigerator with a beer tap in the door.
And to insure it's a trap, a basket of laundry and a sink full of dishes blocking the door.
Trapped.
Hey Everyone,
You've heard of "Building a Better Mouse Trap" (at least, this is something we say in the USA.) But who wants to catch mice?! BEH!!! NO -- LADIES, we obviously want to catch MEN. Therefore, let's talk about Building a Better Man Trap!
I got this idea from reading a humorous conversation about effective "lures" or "bait" that would get a woman interested in a man -- and the men suggested things like shoes and kittens.
All things said here are in good humor and fun!!
What are YOUR ideas for Building a Better Man Trap?
1. First, from what I've been reading, it's important to make sure our trap is humane. You know, something like this:
Perfect! Not to mention, totally secure! We'll have our man trapped in no time!
* Do you have any ideas for the structure of a perfect man trap? Perhaps something rustic like this, or maybe an event or gathering where he'd feel a need to stick around for a while, such as a sporting event, a concert, a movie, or a fishing boat?!
What do you think would be a good location/structure/setting that would keep a man "trapped" for an hour or two?
2. Next, and most importantly, we need to talk about the most CRUCIAL part of The Perfect Man Trap -- THE BAIT.
After all, we know that all our hard work isn't going to do us any good without the perfect bait!
* What do you think would work as the perfect MAN BAIT? Fishing poles? Sporting tickets or equipment? Video games? GI Joe action figures? A case of his favorite Axe deodorant spray?! Gift cards for Home Depot or Radio Shack?
Let us know what YOU think would be the no-fail way of luring a man into the clutches, er, cozy comfort, of our MAN TRAP!
Obligatory Disclaimer: this thread is for fun, laughs, and entertainment only. It is in NO way meant to be taken seriously, nor is it meant to demean or belittle men IN ANY WAY -- remember, a female side of this thread will be posted in the future! This is just for fun!
Everyone is welcome to answer. Ladies, tell us, from your experience, what might work as a good man trap and what bait works best. Gentlemen, tell us what "traps" would actually catch your interest -- and which ones would bore you to tears. Give us ideas for lures you would spring for -- and bait you would pass right on by!
The two main questions of this thread are:
1. What do you think would work best as a the Perfect Man Trap?
and,
2. What kind of bait can we use that no man can resist?
For the good or for the bad, I bravely Googled "Stuff Men Like" -- and the first set of answers my AI host gave me were:
A. Personalized grill kits.
(I guess like these?!)
View attachment 276802
2. Custom wallets
3. Watch boxes.
I don't know if AI is slipping or if I just don't know enough men or enough ABOUT men, but I can't think of a single guy who would like any of those (although I suppose the diamond teeth are tempting!)
Rather, my idea for the PERFECT BAIT for the PERFECT MAN TRAP would be this:
View attachment 276803
Seriously -- what man could resist a good ham and turkey sammich???!!!
Everyone is welcome to answer!!
Tell us what ideas YOU have for building -- and baiting -- THE. PERFECT. MAN. TRAP!
Ha Ha Haaaaa!!!
I Care Nothing for Sports or the World in General. Politics, Etc. However, A Nice Sandwich???
And of Course, Her Love for the Lord and Go to Church and Worship With Me. I Realized that I Didn't add that because I felt that it was Implied Here. This is Me Correcting Myself. 
Be the christian woman a good christian man would want & let God pick him out.
Be the christian woman a good christian man would want & let God pick him out.
Exactly!!
I'm hoping for a guy with a good sense of humor, that he can see and also express through threads like this.
Be the christian woman a good christian man would want & let God pick him out.
Yes!! a Good Christian Woman! -- with a Ferrari F-40 --
J
Jared_K
Guest
I know this thread is meant to be all fun and games, but I felt like post posting practical advice, if that’s okay.
If you’re a good woman trying to “trap” a good man or the other way around, your best bet is to be selfless, be respectful and be loyal. Regardless of gender roles, coming home from a long day of work and cooking for your spouse. Giving them a massage or simply rubbing their feet. Giving them time to rest while watching the kids. Respecting them enough to not crack jokes at their expense or call them names or belittle them in public or private. Honoring them for the effort that they contribute to the relationship, even if it means calling out your friends if they say something negative about them. And of course dedicating yourself to the person you chose to love. These are the qualities that good men value in good women and vice versa. These are the qualities that will continue to stay in their mind for years to come. These are the qualities that keep them walking through the door each and every day, happy to see you. And no, this does not mean be a doormat to someone who doesn’t value or appreciate you.
In other words, do exactly what a good man or woman would do for you. When you see reciprocation, effort and an appreciation for the little things, you know you’ve found the right one. When you’re doing those things yourself, you are the right one.
…Good food and enhancing or adding to their distractions of choice also helps.
If you’re a good woman trying to “trap” a good man or the other way around, your best bet is to be selfless, be respectful and be loyal. Regardless of gender roles, coming home from a long day of work and cooking for your spouse. Giving them a massage or simply rubbing their feet. Giving them time to rest while watching the kids. Respecting them enough to not crack jokes at their expense or call them names or belittle them in public or private. Honoring them for the effort that they contribute to the relationship, even if it means calling out your friends if they say something negative about them. And of course dedicating yourself to the person you chose to love. These are the qualities that good men value in good women and vice versa. These are the qualities that will continue to stay in their mind for years to come. These are the qualities that keep them walking through the door each and every day, happy to see you. And no, this does not mean be a doormat to someone who doesn’t value or appreciate you.
In other words, do exactly what a good man or woman would do for you. When you see reciprocation, effort and an appreciation for the little things, you know you’ve found the right one. When you’re doing those things yourself, you are the right one.
…Good food and enhancing or adding to their distractions of choice also helps.
@Doll @Jared_K @33Michael33 @Edify @Mwestton
I wanted to welcome everyone who has been posting on this thread in the past few days!
You might not be aware that there is also a thread going about the female version of this topic as well:
https://christianchat.com/christian...ve-a-whimsical-web-for-wrangling-women.219304
The links don't always work, so I posted on (and bumped) this thread to the front page, so it should be easier to find.
I don't like it when topics are presented from the point of view from only one gender, so whenever I write threads like this, I always try to include a companion thread so that each gender is represented.
All posts are welcome, whether humorous or serious. I generally post mostly in Singles and the Family Forums, but sometimes in Miscellaneous as well.
I've been here on CC for a few years... I used to write about a lot of serious topics, particularly sexual abuse, as a hallmark of my calling seems to be listening to people who have been through a lot of abuse in their lives (and/or have been abusers themselves.)
In the past few years, I've believed God has led me to write about lighter topics, because life is already so heavy, and sometimes people need something lighthearted to make it through another day.
However, please feel free to post whatever comes to your heart, and I hope to read your thoughts in the "How to Wrangle a Woman" thread too!
Thanks very much for taking the time to share!
I wanted to welcome everyone who has been posting on this thread in the past few days!
You might not be aware that there is also a thread going about the female version of this topic as well:
https://christianchat.com/christian...ve-a-whimsical-web-for-wrangling-women.219304
The links don't always work, so I posted on (and bumped) this thread to the front page, so it should be easier to find.
I don't like it when topics are presented from the point of view from only one gender, so whenever I write threads like this, I always try to include a companion thread so that each gender is represented.
All posts are welcome, whether humorous or serious. I generally post mostly in Singles and the Family Forums, but sometimes in Miscellaneous as well.
I've been here on CC for a few years... I used to write about a lot of serious topics, particularly sexual abuse, as a hallmark of my calling seems to be listening to people who have been through a lot of abuse in their lives (and/or have been abusers themselves.)
In the past few years, I've believed God has led me to write about lighter topics, because life is already so heavy, and sometimes people need something lighthearted to make it through another day.
However, please feel free to post whatever comes to your heart, and I hope to read your thoughts in the "How to Wrangle a Woman" thread too!
Thanks very much for taking the time to share!
I think for starters, you could check the controversial foods threads for food ides. (Hint: Bownies/cookies aer a hit)@Doll @Jared_K @33Michael33 @Edify @Mwestton
I wanted to welcome everyone who has been posting on this thread in the past few days!
You might not be aware that there is also a thread going about the female version of this topic as well:
https://christianchat.com/christian...ve-a-whimsical-web-for-wrangling-women.219304
The links don't always work, so I posted on (and bumped) this thread to the front page, so it should be easier to find.
I don't like it when topics are presented from the point of view from only one gender, so whenever I write threads like this, I always try to include a companion thread so that each gender is represented.
All posts are welcome, whether humorous or serious. I generally post mostly in Singles and the Family Forums, but sometimes in Miscellaneous as well.
I've been here on CC for a few years... I used to write about a lot of serious topics, particularly sexual abuse, as a hallmark of my calling seems to be listening to people who have been through a lot of abuse in their lives (and/or have been abusers themselves.)
In the past few years, I've believed God has led me to write about lighter topics, because life is already so heavy, and sometimes people need something lighthearted to make it through another day.
However, please feel free to post whatever comes to your heart, and I hope to read your thoughts in the "How to Wrangle a Woman" thread too!
Thanks very much for taking the time to share!
Since we all know how horrible the manflu is i will speak from experience haha. If a woman is cooking chicken noodle soup and putting a cold rag on his forehead.. once he gets better she will absolutely have a man on her hands lol.
Women can't trap me.
My type doesn't wear flashy clothing. They don't mind not wearing makeup. They don't exaggerate their femininity at all, only regard the fundamentals. They're purely themselves, and they're a tomboy at heart without knowing or trying to be.
We play fight with each other, we detonate explosives together, we hike through the forests and wade through the mud together. we learn and do practical things together, and become the subject of each others pranks.
We walk like two childhood friends before God beneath the sun, not caring about what we look like, just being.
The only time anyone's 'trapped' is when she's finally in my arms! muah ha ha ha...
My type doesn't wear flashy clothing. They don't mind not wearing makeup. They don't exaggerate their femininity at all, only regard the fundamentals. They're purely themselves, and they're a tomboy at heart without knowing or trying to be.
We play fight with each other, we detonate explosives together, we hike through the forests and wade through the mud together. we learn and do practical things together, and become the subject of each others pranks.
We walk like two childhood friends before God beneath the sun, not caring about what we look like, just being.
The only time anyone's 'trapped' is when she's finally in my arms! muah ha ha ha...
I immediately thought of that scene in Fight Club where the two main characters are holding hands and watching the world literally burn down/collapse in front of them.
Talk about an explosive date...
Likes cooking Mexican food. A love of doing dishes. The only two requirements.
So instead of love covering a multitude of sins...
In this case, enchiladas and being a human dishwasher will cover DeanM's entire checklist!
