And yet you say that because Jesus told his Apostle to baptize and to make disciples of all nations that all Christians must "emulate" this? You are inconsistent, and seem unable to follow the argument. What is "absurd" and "obvious" to you is betrayed by your lack of reason.
The simple and basic point is this. Unless all Christians are specifically told to do something, what others are told is not necessarily what we must do. There is no command in Scriptures that require all Christians to baptize. There is no command in Scriptures that all or any Christians must follow the Law, even though what God told Moses and Israel may be something we can morally and spiritually "emulate."
When you say we are required to "emulate" something you are implying that what was commanded the Apostles is also commanded all Christians. You have neither proved this nor proved what "emulating that" really means, ie whether it is something we are required to do or merely something we have the option of doing?
An important question
Which Jesus Christ are you believing?
What comes out of the mouths of people, there is only one Jesus Christ!
Actually, there is the imitation Jesus, that people are trying to live as if are Jesus, as if they got it and are the way, truth and life. The imintators
Then there is the risen Jesus Christ, who is alive in Father's Spirit and Truth for you to give self up to new life from God, willingly. Phil 3
Philippians 3:1
Finally, my brethren, rejoice in the Lord. To write the same things to you, to me indeed
isnot grievous, but for you
it is safe.
Philippians 3:2
Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision.
Ephesians 6:10
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.
The flesh nature is out and pouts for the self and will play any fiddle to get anyone under them, to control them to be god over them
Born again from God Father in risen Son takes on a whole new work, none of that persons own anymore (First birth). Selfishness leaves, yet always there trying to get back in charge again and make bad habits in those that really do believe God is real in risen Son for them, by using Law putting people under it to do it, which no flesh but Son's can and did it for you to be new in love and mercy to all too, thank you Father
Romans 7:14-17
Authorized (King James) Version
14 For we know that the law is spiritual: but I am carnal, sold under sin. 15 For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but what I hate, that do I. 16 If then I do that which I would not, I consent unto the law that
it is good. 17
Now then it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.