can you guys post something funny please?

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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him: "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators!"
 
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”
The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”
Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
 

CarriePie

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This is hilarious :ROFL:
Andre Antunes is a genius. That woman at the 1:40 mark looks the most possessed of these crazy people...

 
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I guess that saying "demon-crats" applies here.




^Imma rob Moses' post in reference to these people.
My old Christian Filipino friend use to call them demon-crats. One day, he kinda just changed as a person. He was really into politics at the time and stopped talking about Jesus. It was like his pleasantness went away. Not sure what happened to him but he did live in the community next to me. I don’t know if he died or what, cause he was pretty old. His wife was sweet and was a famous singer in the philipines. She taught me and the choir how to sing properly, by using the Holy Spirit. It was an absolute gift from God.

My dad calls them dumb-acrats, blue hairs or libtards lol
 

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Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned...
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.

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Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned...
Albeit, We single MAGA men do owe them a bit of gratitude, because now the hay stack has been divided to make it easier to SEE the Jezebels resulting in a smaller group to keep our eyes open for our ever evasive Proverbs 31 women.

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At least it’ll be easier for Christian single men, who know scripture, when they have their moment of status and success in life, to completely avoid these women at all costs.