can you guys post something funny please?

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Eli1

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Whoever did that is very skilled and it reminded me this sand sculpture we saw this summer.

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GaryA

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A B-road walks into a Bar, he orders a pint, sits down, and starts reading the newspaper.
5 minutes later an A road walks into a bar, he orders a pint, sits down, and starts reading the newspaper.

The B-road moves to the opposite side of the bar, peeking frightfully over the top of his newspaper at the larger, higher maintenance A-road.

Later, a motorway walks into a bar, he orders two pints, sits down, and starts to read the newspaper.

The B-road and the A-road both cower in the corner of the bar, scared of the motorway, much larger than themselves and of much higher importance.

Then, a single white line walks into the bar.

Everyone instantly goes up to the barman, attempting to pay their tab, looking immensely worried.
The barman turns to them and says:
"Why are you so scared of him, he's much smaller than you"
The Motorway stuttered and glanced over his shoulder:
"You don't want to get on the wrong side of him, he's....a c-c-c-cyclepath"
Grrrooooooooooaaaaaaaaaannn...

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Magenta

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What's going on with his/her's right hand, can you tell?😂
I zoomed in on it just now to see if I could tell you, but it is hard to make out what is
going on there... it could just be structural... it looks like they wanted the hand turned
out? And it needed support... which is what I meant by "structural." I have seen some

pretty amazing sculptures from competitions over the years in my job...
 

HealthAndHappiness

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That was extremely violent...
That was extremely funny.
😆

I noticed that the age group at the family forum and the other one is different, and the kind of humor. I am taking notes and making adjustments for future posts since it's past the 5 minute deadline. 🤓
 

HealthAndHappiness

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Climate Activists’ Private Planes Freeze Themselves To Runway In Powerful Protest
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MUNICH — In a beautiful act of protest, the private planes of several climate activists stuck themselves to the runway with giant sheets of ice.
Continuing climate activists' preferred method of protest, the planes apparently glued themselves to the runway with ice to prevent activists from traveling to a climate change conference in Dubai. "These planes really nailed the holy grail of climate change protests, both sticking themselves to an object and obstructing transportation," said local man Hans Meyer. "Their climate activist owners have taught them well -- perhaps too well."
According to sources, hundreds of extraordinarily wealthy climate activists were scheduled to meet in Dubai to discuss what the poors are doing to the climate. Four hundred private jets were expected at the Dubai International Airport, where individual SUV motorcades would shuttle each activist to one of the most posh hotels on the planet. Asked why the activists did not meet over Zoom to help the climate, the activists reportedly responded, "You must be one of the poors, aren't you?"
At publishing time, climate activists had vowed to always keep their plane heaters running in the future to prevent such protests.



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pk: "she said i'm interesting, brave & intelligent".
bob: "you should never go steady with a girl who deceives you from the very start".