can you guys post something funny please?
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A guy drunk found himself very late one night in London in the underground subway station, at four o’clock in the morning. He walked along to the escalator. And on the escalator it is written, “Dogs must be carried on the escalator.” And he thought, “Blast, where am I going to find a dog at this hour of the night?” 
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2 men named richard hanson lived near each other in the same community. one was a minister & the other a businessman. the minister passed away about the same time the businessman went on a trip to florida . when the businessman arrived in florida, he sent a telegram to his wife informing her of his safe arrival. unfortunately, the message was delivered to the wife of the deceased minister.
A B-road walks into a Bar, he orders a pint, sits down, and starts reading the newspaper.
5 minutes later an A road walks into a bar, he orders a pint, sits down, and starts reading the newspaper.
The B-road moves to the opposite side of the bar, peeking frightfully over the top of his newspaper at the larger, higher maintenance A-road.
Later, a motorway walks into a bar, he orders two pints, sits down, and starts to read the newspaper.
The B-road and the A-road both cower in the corner of the bar, scared of the motorway, much larger than themselves and of much higher importance.
Then, a single white line walks into the bar.
Everyone instantly goes up to the barman, attempting to pay their tab, looking immensely worried.
The barman turns to them and says:
"Why are you so scared of him, he's much smaller than you"
The Motorway stuttered and glanced over his shoulder:
"You don't want to get on the wrong side of him, he's....a c-c-c-cyclepath"
5 minutes later an A road walks into a bar, he orders a pint, sits down, and starts reading the newspaper.
The B-road moves to the opposite side of the bar, peeking frightfully over the top of his newspaper at the larger, higher maintenance A-road.
Later, a motorway walks into a bar, he orders two pints, sits down, and starts to read the newspaper.
The B-road and the A-road both cower in the corner of the bar, scared of the motorway, much larger than themselves and of much higher importance.
Then, a single white line walks into the bar.
Everyone instantly goes up to the barman, attempting to pay their tab, looking immensely worried.
The barman turns to them and says:
"Why are you so scared of him, he's much smaller than you"
The Motorway stuttered and glanced over his shoulder:
"You don't want to get on the wrong side of him, he's....a c-c-c-cyclepath"
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