Just imagine if every Juan received a royalty every time their name was mentioned on the internet...
can you guys post something funny please?
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Got the same issue -
SO the teacher asks the student to write a sentence containing, "Defeat", "Defense", and "Detail".
SO the kid comes back with: "De feet of de cat went over de fence before de tail".
In the old days, another way of saying "yes" was to ask "is the Pope a Catholic"?? But that doesn't work any more.
That was a joke, right?I would post my face but you might have a heart attack
Yes I can post something funny,
Last year after my dad died the Mennonites said they would help pay for the funeral, so as a token of gratitude I sent my tithe to their church, we kept wondering what happened because it never arrived.
Canada Post gave me a refund on the money order that got lost in the mail. Yesterday I got a call from pastor Murray, He just got the money order with the letter I sent yesterday because a postal worker reminded him to check on a mail box the school had and they forgot about.
Last year after my dad died the Mennonites said they would help pay for the funeral, so as a token of gratitude I sent my tithe to their church, we kept wondering what happened because it never arrived.
Canada Post gave me a refund on the money order that got lost in the mail. Yesterday I got a call from pastor Murray, He just got the money order with the letter I sent yesterday because a postal worker reminded him to check on a mail box the school had and they forgot about.
I was driving in my car the other day and stuck my head out the window for some fresh air...
I got pulled over by a cop who gave me a ticket for mooning!
Kid comes home from Sunday school and mom says, “So what did you do in Sunday School today?”
“We sang a song about a bear,” he said.
“Really?” Says mom, thinking he’s telling a whopper. “What was the name of the song?”
He stated, “Gladly the cross i’d bear.” Wah wah… hope that helps
“We sang a song about a bear,” he said.
“Really?” Says mom, thinking he’s telling a whopper. “What was the name of the song?”
He stated, “Gladly the cross i’d bear.” Wah wah… hope that helps
That reminds me of the little boy who told his mom that God's name is Andy. A little perplexed, the mother asked the child why he believed God's name was Andy. Because, said the boy, it's in the song we sang in Sunday school. Curious, the mom asked which song. You know mom the boy said....Kid comes home from Sunday school and mom says, “So what did you do in Sunday School today?”
“We sang a song about a bear,” he said.
“Really?” Says mom, thinking he’s telling a whopper. “What was the name of the song?”
He stated, “Gladly the cross i’d bear.” Wah wah… hope that helps
Andy walks with,
Andy talks me,
Andy tells me I am His own.....