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I_am_Canadian said:
Grab a bull by the horns
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Don't defrost the turkey. Just stick it in the microwave to warm it up on the day of. :ROFL::LOL:

Oh and when you go on a date, don't brush your teeth! Guys love that!
 
Noel25 said:
Don't defrost the turkey. Just stick it in the microwave to warm it up on the day of. :ROFL::LOL:

Oh and when you go on a date, don't brush your teeth! Guys love that!
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If you forgot to put the turkey in the fridge to defrost three days before, or if there is just no room in the fridge, put the frozen turkey out on the counter the night before to defrost overnight. Don't worry, it'll be fine.
 
Lynx said:
If you forgot to put the turkey in the fridge to defrost three days before, or if there is just no room in the fridge, put the frozen turkey out on the counter the night before to defrost overnight. Don't worry, it'll be fine.
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I assume your feeding baptists, they dl like to gobble gobble gobble lol
 
Lynx said:
I can't say anything. I'm Pentecostal. We have food at just about every non-service thing we do.
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really? I didn't know that, I just know we like to use food as an inside joke because were the same way having food at non service functions.
 
swallow your mouthwash it will clean your insides, and leave your electric toothbrush in the sink
doctors also recommended cigarettes if you are stressed out
 
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I_am_Canadian said:
Drink Bleech it will kill covid germs
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No no no! You don't drink it. We're supposed to INJECT it.




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Now if you have a chemical that SELECTIVELY kills cancer cells in a petri dish, you probably have a breakthrough for anybody suffering from petri dish cancer.
 
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