It's a fair point. But I suspect most churches today aren't keen on many things other than attendance or offerings.
My concern is for you. Marriage isn't to be entered lightly and there is much more entailed in it than intimacy.
Marriage doesn't solve problems but it will certainly exacerbate them. Even in the best of marriages problems exist because marriages are comprised of fallen people. I very much enjoy the estate of marriage but there are no days off.
I took the OP seriously at first. However, after page upon page of the same repeat rhetoric, I've arrived at the conclusion this isn't a sincere OP or thread on their part.
Because the majority of the repeating rhetoric is saying in worldly implications while referring to Paul and Jesus so to keep it somewhat biblical, Paul and Jesus agree, if you feel horny don't act out,get married instead.
A bit like the inevitable masturbation threads that can always be found on Christian discussion forums that permit the topic.
All intended to shock and play the faithful who take the topics seriously.
It seems like there are a few threads of that type here. All started by new members.
Just my observation.