Sounds like you don't know much about what goes on in a Church, and assume too much. My Wife and I moved a lot why we were younger, mostly small towns. We always sought out Evangelical Style of Churches, and NEVER ran across a single Church that fits what YOU JUST DESCRIBED.
We were involved in Community Churches, Bible Churches, Evangelical Free Churches, Independent Baptist Churches, Evangelical Lutheran Churches, and Fellowship Churches, most were Non-Denotational Churches that were BIBLE TEACHING CHURCHES, AND NONE FIT THE IMAGE YOU JUST PAINTED. So I am convinced you do not know what you are taking about.
I really miss her, but the Lord called her home seven years ago. She passed away do to a heart attack, and I still cry looking through her Photos.