After getting her affairs in order President Lanolin decided that she would not run for president again unless there was a major crisis because she wanted to go home and enjoy life without the entire govt being on her shoulders.
Im sure Lanolinland can run itself without my shepherding, everyone surely knows what to do now.
Besides all those library books are piling up and need to be read!
She picked up one that was a hagiography of Empress Jennymae. It was called ' Beauty vs the Beast' the untold story of the Jennymaesian Empire' and it was about 810 pages long.
This one looks interesting.
A hagiography? The Empress’s chin fell down and her ruby red lips formed an “O”, or more like a deep “U”. She sent the now returned, though tiara less Jomés Band, to pick up all the copies of the book. Her great plan to win, and then win again had backfired. Some backwoods, nitwit author apparently thought she was dead. “But Mylady”, Jomés Band said, “you’re not dead at all.”
“Oh, be quiet, you naïve peasant. You obviously don’t know the first thing about propaganda. If a book says I’m dead, people will believe that even though they see me standing right in front of them.” The Empress was laying down the law and Mr Band nodded slowly. She was now left with no tiara AND Mr Band.
She stared coldly at him. “Make yourself useful and get me those copies! Off to Lanolinland you go!” Mr Band, self confident as ever, smiled and promised to get every copy ever made. “If not”, the Empress went on in a threatening way, “you’ll be marrying my second cousin Agatha, who only goes by “The Mole”. Mr Band was shaken, but not stirred when he left.
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