and here we Shittimistanian troops worked so hard getting ready for conflict... oh well... can we come to the party too?
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Lanolinland is sending banana boats Shittimstans way. The party will start once you get on board. Bring bananas..this is your captain speaking.
Also a spade. We want to establish a grove of bananas on one island so this will help. The pukekos love bananas too. We have entered Miss Hairy into the avante garde section of the fashion parade, so she will be leading the troops up Queen Street
Also a spade. We want to establish a grove of bananas on one island so this will help. The pukekos love bananas too. We have entered Miss Hairy into the avante garde section of the fashion parade, so she will be leading the troops up Queen Street
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Ruby123
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I dont know, I kind of thought he looked good frozen. We can display him as an icicle in the middle of the park much like one of the wax figures to remind the people of our countries of the once conflict stirred up by the wicked leader. We can even grow flowers around him and make him into a feature lol.
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Ruby123
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I have consulted Weta Workshop and they might take him because they need a prop for their new horror movie 'It came from Mosestaria'
Im sure I saw Miss Hairy shopping here near Lady Abigails beauty parlour the time I was in London says Miss Greenlips Hinelooks like a steep learning curve for the troops, they only got their bananas from the banana store...
I think you may have to limit her credit
Auckland Zoo said they will consider reinstating the tea parties for apes if Shittimstan gives a sizable donation to the Save the Moa fund. The young moas are saving for their first home (usually a starter tree with a tyre)
I heard the chimps high teas were the highlight of everyones lives back in the 1950s in Lanolinland, which was then called Godzone, before there was a big coup and the King defected. I dont know the history is somewhat hazy and jumbled, plus I wasnt born back then, so who knows whether stuff oldies say is actually true or not.
I heard the chimps high teas were the highlight of everyones lives back in the 1950s in Lanolinland, which was then called Godzone, before there was a big coup and the King defected. I dont know the history is somewhat hazy and jumbled, plus I wasnt born back then, so who knows whether stuff oldies say is actually true or not.
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jennymae
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The Empress is back on her throne where she rightly belongs after handing over her beauty business to Megs. That poor girl could use some time in the abyss of the beauty industry. The Empress “borrowed” her green dress before leaving the scene and disposed it in the nearest trash can. Never no more shall the world suffer from the sight of it.
The Empress also has decided to get a limousine like Hairy’s. Is it available?
The Empress also has decided to get a limousine like Hairy’s. Is it available?
President Lanolin has just spoken to Peter Jackson and it seems two more King Kong movies are in the pipeline to make it a trilogy, while 'It came From Mosestaria' is being shelved, because of a shortage of suitable extras and props.
This is good news though for Shittimstanians looking for extra work. Also I hear not only is it going to be a trilogy, but the second movie will be a musical with co director Baz Luhrman and the third is going to be filmed in 3D! The guinea pigs are so excited because they will then get to test out their 3D glasses.
This is good news though for Shittimstanians looking for extra work. Also I hear not only is it going to be a trilogy, but the second movie will be a musical with co director Baz Luhrman and the third is going to be filmed in 3D! The guinea pigs are so excited because they will then get to test out their 3D glasses.
Oh my goodness offers coming in thick and fast today...Tim Bray theatre despearately need someone to star as Hairy Maclary in their new production
I figured I know JUST the actor has the requisite hairiness. You dont need to be a dog.
Im not sure why I got landed with the Ministry of Creative Arts portfolio, but then our govt is very small for our island population so we kind of have to do everything.
I am looking forward to my end of term actually, and then someone else can be president. Its a big job.
I figured I know JUST the actor has the requisite hairiness. You dont need to be a dog.
Im not sure why I got landed with the Ministry of Creative Arts portfolio, but then our govt is very small for our island population so we kind of have to do everything.
I am looking forward to my end of term actually, and then someone else can be president. Its a big job.
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jennymae
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Hairy is vacating his position as Shitiimistanian Presidential Limo Driver, cleaning up his image, and polishing his skills for any upcoming movie offers,
The next limo driver is responsible for cleaning out the banana peals.
Jennymaesia wants to purchase the presidential limo. Looks like that’s the only limo the county can afford after the beauty bankruptcy lol.
we're pretty sure it is one of these, was that with or without wheels, drivetrain, etc?
We're not sure how Hairy got it up there, and with his new career path, he isn't telling anybody anything, his bride might spill the beans for a banana or two,
or maybe just a kiss from one of your more handsome princes........
We're not sure how Hairy got it up there, and with his new career path, he isn't telling anybody anything, his bride might spill the beans for a banana or two,
or maybe just a kiss from one of your more handsome princes........
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jennymae
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we're pretty sure it is one of these, was that with or without wheels, drivetrain, etc?
We're not sure how Hairy got it up there, and with his new career path, he isn't telling anybody anything, his bride might spill the beans for a banana or two,
or maybe just a kiss from one of your more handsome princes........
Wheels would be preferable. Maybe throw in some tires as well lol.
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Episode LXXX
THE RETURN OF THE CHIEFTAIN
After a tactical withdrawal, Mordecai Brown has returned to his home country of Mosestaria, in an attempt to rescue his cousin - the much maligned but widely respected Chieftain, Moses Young, from the clutches of the vile, self-confessed "Spice Girls" (and the equally depraved though unconfessed "Spice Crone").
In an apparently unfortunate but potentially anticipated twist of fate, the beloved Chieftain was frozen enroute from Antarctica to re-establish his Chiefdomship over the United Kingdoms of Rubyland, Jennymaesia and Mosestaria. (It was said that on the day in question, the temperature was so way beyond freezing that even smoke would have crystallized). The more nefarious of the Spice Girls, on finding the great leader, has put him on display as an icicle in the middle of the most famous park in Rubyland, much like one of the wax figures in one of those infamous museums.
Little does Mordecai know that the girls and crone have begun scheming about a new and even greater threat to the free world than the invasion of the Mosestarian Antarctic Bunker. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of freedom fighters struggling to restore freedom to Mosestaria and the rest of the world...
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jennymae
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This sounds bad…or good…depending on the angle. The Empress has decided to sit tight in the highest tower of her country and only give in to the hero climbing up sweeping her off her feet.
Be warned, though, the Empress is infamous for changing the rules in the middle of a game. The first man climbing up could easily find himself thrown down in the gator pond.
Be warned, though, the Empress is infamous for changing the rules in the middle of a game. The first man climbing up could easily find himself thrown down in the gator pond.
President Lanolin was chatting with Keisha Castle Hughes who is slated to appear in King Kong 2. She says the absolute worst movie she ever appeared in was Star Wars.
They kept making such bad sequels that I lost count.
What about King Kong 2? asked President Lanolin. How do you know this wont be a bad sequel?
I can handle that, I dont have to wear a ridiculous costume, she said. Plus I will get to work with my hero, Prince Hairy
They kept making such bad sequels that I lost count.
What about King Kong 2? asked President Lanolin. How do you know this wont be a bad sequel?
I can handle that, I dont have to wear a ridiculous costume, she said. Plus I will get to work with my hero, Prince Hairy