Here's my midnight confession...
Ready?
Don't judge me now...
I...
was...
...a test tube baby.
No, I lied! Lied do you hear?!? No... here's the bizarre truth of my origins... my deep, dark secret...
I hatched. Yes, hatched. But, how else is a lizard born?
My mother and father Godzilla raised me to be a fierce alpha predator, but with a strange liking for humans, even when they're annoying and firing their little missiles at me. They're almost cute in their defiance, kind of like a Chihuahua.
But, there you have it. Take me or leave me. Love me or hate me. But, remember that we all have skeletons. The only difference is, some are in my belly (well, I don't live on asparagus you know).