I know that I've been talking about relationships in a negative light lately, but it happened.
Totally unexpectedly, but it happened.
I'm not joking, nor am I proud of what I'm about to say.
However, if you cannot confess before the saints when you fall into temptation, then who can you confess to?
So, there I was...just walking down the aisle at my neighborhood supermarket and minding my own business.
Next thing that I knew, there they were.
They?!?
Yes, they.
Looking at me lovingly and longingly while stirring up animalistic desires deep within me.
What could I do?
I mean, a man can only resist so much temptation, right?!?
Anyhow, I took them home with me, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Yep.
I bought the whole box of Yodels, and I just finished eating two of them.
Not only that, but I ate them BEFORE eating my dinner, and I loved every single bite.
Wait, what?
What did you think that I was talking about?
Yodels rule, and ho-hos drool!!!