Signs You're Single

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1ofthem

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I am flagging this play right now. Surely this has to be illegal and if not it should be. Gals openly sharing info how to use their charms to their advantage against the less aware and more unsuspecting sex of the species. This is a travesty to allow this kind of info to be passed from hand to hand.

Next there will be advice like hey girl do it on a Saturday eve and have your favorite black dress on. So after they fix your car they get a gander of just how good you look. As they shut the hood they will say hey if you are not to busy or have any prior commitments please allow me to take you to dinner.

This is unsportsman like conduct, it is like fishing with dynamite and you all are freely sharing this info amongst yourselves. This should be illegal......LOL
I could probably call interference on this post but I would never do that.... Cause all I can do is say thanks for sharing...You really are helping out the cause for us gals here. ;)

All we need to do is sit back and listen to you and we will all be experts...:giggle:

So really thanks for so freely sharing the secrets....lol:p

I'd love to hear more of your thoughts on it. ;):):p
 

stilllearning

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I could probably call interference on this post but I would never do that.... Cause all I can do is say thanks for sharing...You really are helping out the cause for us gals here. ;)

All we need to do is sit back and listen to you and we will all be experts...:giggle:

So really thanks for so freely sharing the secrets....lol:p

I'd love to hear more of your thoughts on it. ;):):p
Huh?????? What happened here........LOL I am now invoking my 5th amendment right, the right to remain silent. You do know that our founding fathers were married and that is why they insisted on the right to remain silent..........LOL
 

1ofthem

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Huh?????? What happened here........LOL I am now invoking my 5th amendment right, the right to remain silent. You do know that our founding fathers were married and that is why they insisted on the right to remain silent..........LOL
What???? Why you wanna be like that for? :ROFL:

You know I just really like listening to you talk...;):)

I would never and I mean never try to get you to spill all your guy secrets;):)...lol:p
 

stilllearning

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What???? Why you wanna be like that for? :ROFL:

You know I just really like listening to you talk...;):)

I would never and I mean never try to get you to spill all your guy secrets;):)...lol:p
I said I was remaining silent so stop talking to me cause you know as long as you talk I can't shut up and will just keep talking and replying............LOL I am laughing so hard...........LOL
 

1ofthem

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I said I was remaining silent so stop talking to me cause you know as long as you talk I can't shut up and will just keep talking and replying............LOL I am laughing so hard...........LOL
Oh, come on now...Stop being like that.o_O:giggle:

I promise (fingers crossed) I have no ulterior motives.;)

I just really like talking to you.;):)

What's wrong with that? :p

Hahahahaha:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 

Magenta

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Yep, sadly that's the case at times. I always try for the "Loving You is Fun" Corbin Easton or "Sunshine" Nazareth mood.

But sometimes it ends up more in the "Love Hurts" or "Love is a Battlefield" zone....lol :censored::giggle::p

Seriously though, it's really good to see you back posting. I always enjoy your posts :)
Thank you vey much, 1ofthem... and it is good t be back :D

When you get right down to it? Especially since God is love? Juxtaposed against what the world calls love? It really is a battlefield ;) Watching a documentary on Bobby Kennedy the other day; someone in it said, at the heart of any revolution is love. Or something like that. I was really impressed with Bobby. We always hear so much more about John, but I think Bobby was the better man between the two of them. He had so much genuine care and compassion for people, and spoke so candidly about the issues of the day, which seem to be much the same now as they were then. He bore the advantage of his privileged background with great responsibility. Too bad more of the politicians of today are not more like him, but even in his time he was a rarity.
 

stilllearning

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Oh, come on now...Stop being like that.o_O:giggle:

I promise (fingers crossed) I have no ulterior motives.;)

I just really like talking to you.;):)

What's wrong with that? :p

Hahahahaha:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
LOL :):) You are the best, the Lord at times just endows his joy which is our strength in people :) The way you are able to make me laugh and smile lets me know how great God is since he is without measure :) Until I can get his full dose without measure, have to say the joy he made you and imparted in you to give away, girl it is kicccccckiiinnnnn :) :)
 
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I said I was remaining silent so stop talking to me cause you know as long as you talk I can't shut up and will just keep talking and replying............LOL I am laughing so hard...........LOL
Reminds me of a Bugs Bunny cartoon.. in a car... with some thugs...
 

1ofthem

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LOL :):) You are the best, the Lord at times just endows his joy which is our strength in people :) The way you are able to make me laugh and smile lets me know how great God is since he is without measure :) Until I can get his full dose without measure, have to say the joy he made you and imparted in you to give away, girl it is kicccccckiiinnnnn :):)
You win... I'm speechless. :)
Some call me the mouth of the south... so having the ability to make me speechless is not a small or easy feat....lol :giggle:

Seriously, you rock and you really are the "bestest".:):)
 

Mel85

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This is just for fun.
:D

What are some signs which show you're single?

I'll go first.

I ordered Chinese food after a really stressful week at work. The Chinese food came to my door and in it were 4 sets of silverware and 20 napkins. They thought they were feeding a family, while in fact, it was just me.

:x
I have my dogs saved as my screen saver and my parents as my wall-paper.
 
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Gojira

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I have my dogs saved as my screen saver and my parents as my wall-paper.
I have Klingon ships as my wallpaper. Though... I could have that whether or not I was single.
 
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JAPOV

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Why do I keep coming back here...?

Oh, right.... single.... Duuuh!
 

Lanolin

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You can cross the road without anyone holding your hand
 

Lanolin

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You are always the last person to post on this thread.
 

eXric

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Just seemed a little odd to me. I've never been to any church where they split people off into groups like that for Sunday school.

Seems like having a women's group and a men's group would be okay, but distinctly splitting them off into married vs. single groups during regular church meetings just seems odd to me.

Looks like if they wanted to do that, they would have special groups that met at different days/times throughout the week.

But hey, what do I know? Guess, they have their own reasoning.
it is about the haves and the have not. but need to get married thing. This is from some of my observations. Then a man might ask "are you married". I say "no". Then the man" reply do you want to be". I say no, but notice the guy looks like a cars salesman. Then he say "you do not know what you are missing out on, followed be we got some real beauties here" pointing to the single's group. I leave while is looking away.
 

eXric

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Okay I read through all my posts in this thread. I'm defaulting back to my first theory: You're talking through your hat. I never said anything about wanting a relationship.

I DID say a few times that I'm not in the market for one, and even gave a rather detailed explanation of why I'm not in a hurry to find one.
Yeah, but your avatar is sort of what they might be looking at. It might be a little cat women friendly. If you get what i am putting down in text here, trying to be funny.
 

Lynx

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Yeah, but your avatar is sort of what they might be looking at. It might be a little cat women friendly. If you get what i am putting down in text here, trying to be funny.
Heh. There's a reason cat women never have a lynx. Lynx have longer, sharper claws. =^.^=