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1ofthem

1ofthem

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SimpleSheep said:
I saw a movie once where the girl purposely messed something up under the hood to get the guy to fix it for her. I should try this! :ROFL::p
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LOL... yep, it works every time.

I wouldn't suggest actually messing something up though. All you need to do is pop your hood and look all puzzled at your engine and you'll definitely get a guy or two on the hook....Then it's up to you to decide whether you want to reel them in or not....lol:p
 
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1ofthem said:
LOL... yep, it works every time.

I wouldn't suggest actually messing something up though. All you need to do is pop your hood and look all puzzled at your engine and you'll definitely get a guy or two on the hook....Then it's up to you to decide whether you want to reel them in or not....lol:p
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Then, there's "the move" by Frank Costanza.

Well, maybe we Christians don't want to try that one :D
 
kinda

kinda

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If you are in the Singles Forum at Christian Chat.

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Lynx

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Dino246 said:
Oxymoron much? :ROFL:

Welcome to CC. :cool:
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They do exist. My mom, for one. Always had multiple cats, her whole life long.

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(Yes I know you were kidding. But this gives me a good excuse to post a picture of my mom.)
 
Lanolin

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You go on Christians singles site pitching a christian matchmaking website but nobody is interested.

You go on a christian matchmaking website and have to submit a criminal check and police vetting form.

The police do a check and confirm you are NOT a criminal and are just single.
 
1ofthem

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That sounds like a whole new level of single.

I don't even know if a neat little car trick will work at that level....lol:p
 
1ofthem

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Gojira said:
Then, there's "the move" by Frank Costanza.

Well, maybe we Christians don't want to try that one :D
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:unsure: I have no idea what the Frank Costanza "move" is?!:unsure:

Made me curious so I looked it up and all I could find was "stopping short"...

If that's what it is, then I'm sure most guys who try that on Christian gals would score the lyrics from a Georgia Satellite song...."Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"....:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:


Well, hopefully anyhow...:p
 
1ofthem

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1ofthem said:
That sounds like a whole new level of single.

I don't even know if a neat little car trick will work at that level....lol:p
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I didn't hit reply.:oops:

To avoid any confusion this one is in response to Lanolin's post....LOL:giggle:
 
Magenta

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Lynx said:
They do exist. My mom, for one. Always had multiple cats, her whole life long.



(Yes I know you were kidding. But this gives me a good excuse to post a picture of my mom.)
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I don't see any cats :unsure:;):giggle:
 
Magenta

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1ofthem said:
:unsure: I have no idea what the Frank Costanza "move" is?!:unsure:

Made me curious so I looked it up and all I could find was "stopping short"...

If that's what it is, then I'm sure most guys who try that on Christian gals would score the lyrics from a
Georgia Satellite song...."Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"....:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

Well, hopefully anyhow...:p
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Could it be the Frank Costanza who was in Dances With Wolves, and also Tombstone?

Though he was uncredited in the latter :geek:
 
1ofthem

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Magenta said:
Could it be the Frank Costanza who was in Dances With Wolves, and also Tombstone?

Though he was uncredited in the latter :geek:
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Wow, you could be right? Now, I really don't know....LOL:giggle:

Maybe the Frank Costanza in Dances with Wolves and Tombstone had smooth moves?!:D

Hopefully not something like challenging a lady to a duel...lol:ROFL::ROFL::p

That definitely wouldn't be a Christian thing to do....hahahahaha
 
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1ofthem said:
Wow, you could be right? Now, I really don't know....LOL:giggle:

Maybe the Frank Costanza in Dances with Wolves and Tombstone had smooth moves?!:D

Hopefully not something like challenging a lady to a duel...lol :ROFL::ROFL::p

That definitely wouldn't be a Christian thing to do....hahahahaha
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Ya never know! Because...


Gosh! She sounds so young LOL
 
Lanolin

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Cant always use the T2 Or T3 lane on the motorway...dang.

But on the plus side, you dont have to share your icecream

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1ofthem said:
:unsure: I have no idea what the Frank Costanza "move" is?!:unsure:

Made me curious so I looked it up and all I could find was "stopping short"...

If that's what it is, then I'm sure most guys who try that on Christian gals would score the lyrics from a Georgia Satellite song...."Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"....:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:


Well, hopefully anyhow...:p
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Oh, they'd probably react like this:

 
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1ofthem said:
LOL... yep, it works every time.

I wouldn't suggest actually messing something up though. All you need to do is pop your hood and look all puzzled at your engine and you'll definitely get a guy or two on the hook....Then it's up to you to decide whether you want to reel them in or not....lol:p
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I am flagging this play right now. Surely this has to be illegal and if not it should be. Gals openly sharing info how to use their charms to their advantage against the less aware and more unsuspecting sex of the species. This is a travesty to allow this kind of info to be passed from hand to hand.

Next there will be advice like hey girl do it on a Saturday eve and have your favorite black dress on. So after they fix your car they get a gander of just how good you look. As they shut the hood they will say hey if you are not to busy or have any prior commitments please allow me to take you to dinner.

This is unsportsman like conduct, it is like fishing with dynamite and you all are freely sharing this info amongst yourselves. This should be illegal......LOL
 
1ofthem

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Magenta said:
Ya never know! Because...


Gosh! She sounds so young LOL
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Yep, sadly that's the case at times. I always try for the "Loving You is Fun" Corbin Easton or "Sunshine" Nazareth mood.

But sometimes it ends up more in the "Love Hurts" or "Love is a Battlefield" zone....lol:censored::giggle::p

Seriously though, it's really good to see you back posting. I always enjoy your posts:)
 
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