Her qualifications: be my personal support worker, be able to handle watching me suffer pain and the effects of Lupus, and Hep.C, both which I can't be treated for. I also have fibromyalgia. If my spine deteriorates much more, she could push me around in a wheelchair. She could watch me slowly die.
Benefits: I'm sure she could share my disability pension.
My qualification: I'd need to be hardcore selfish to put someone through that.
Which explains why I have been single for 18 years, and will be for the remainder of my life.