I would need her to...
Do basic math! Just because you still have checks doesn't mean there's money in the bank!
Have some impulse control! Just because it's pretty doesn't mean there's room for it in the house!
Quit asking me stupid questions about the size of her BUTT!
REMAIN SOBER AT LEAST 95% OF THE TIME AND GET A DAMN JOB!
Wow.
It sounds like you've had some pretty negative experiences with women.
I had to chuckle though because your description sounds exactly like the last boyfriend I had...
Which is a big reason as to why I haven't had another in almost 20 years.
All I kept meeting was more of the same.
Praise God for family and friends - they're what keeps me afloat.
God bless you in your search! 🌟