~Chuckle for the Day~
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Do It Yourself COVID Test
1. Pour a glass of wine and smell it
2. If you can smell it, then taste it
3. If you can both smell it and taste it, you do not have the Covid virus
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
1. Pour a glass of wine and smell it
2. If you can smell it, then taste it
3. If you can both smell it and taste it, you do not have the Covid virus
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "I just realized that I'm a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
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Funny instructions:
Do not drive with sunshield in place.
(On cardboard sunshield that keeps 🌞 off dashboard)
Do not look into laser with remaining eye. ( On laser pointer)
And finally....
Watercraft riders may suffer injury due to the forced injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water
or while mounting the craft. (In a jet ski manual) 😂
Do not drive with sunshield in place.
(On cardboard sunshield that keeps 🌞 off dashboard)
Do not look into laser with remaining eye. ( On laser pointer)
And finally....
Watercraft riders may suffer injury due to the forced injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water
or while mounting the craft. (In a jet ski manual) 😂
Yeah, I might have even considered purchasing it, except that it was $500. 
That's just a little too fruity for my poor wallet.
P.S. Thanks for the funny/lighthearted things you've been posting around the forum.
Goodness knows we all need something to smile about right now! Thanks for putting in the time and effort.
That's just a little too fruity for my poor wallet.
P.S. Thanks for the funny/lighthearted things you've been posting around the forum.
Goodness knows we all need something to smile about right now!
Thanks for putting in the time and effort.-
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Yeah, I might have even considered purchasing it, except that it was $500.
That's just a little too fruity for my poor wallet.
P.S. Thanks for the funny/lighthearted things you've been posting around the forum.
Goodness knows we all need something to smile about right now! Thanks for putting in the time and effort.
That's just a little too fruity for my poor wallet.
P.S. Thanks for the funny/lighthearted things you've been posting around the forum.
Goodness knows we all need something to smile about right now!
Thanks for putting in the time and effort.
T Y for the recognition!
I enjoy posting and reading the interesting responses.
And, yes, with ALL that's going on in the world..we need a little laughter! 😂
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@Bingo - appreciate the humor!
We all need a smile now and then.'