I know and appreciate that you're being playful, but, with all of the sins that I've committed in my life, I honestly don't think that "instigating" ever was or will be one of them.
By nature, I'm actually very mild-mannered, but you would never think so if you followed my activity in the forums.
There, I'm pretty much a prize-fighter, but only in defense of the gospel.
I still haven't eaten dinner yet...so I might have to multi-task a bit...lol.