Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

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Dino246

Dino246

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jennymae said:
I don’t know about the numbers, but I thought I was gonna stay married forever, but alas, my long time marriage failed and I reckon I’m a part of that statistic.
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Sorry to hear that, JM. I've been there.
 
Dino246

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To the title question: please define "Christmas cookies"; if you mean those horrible icing-covered floury shapes made with rolling pin and press-cutters, I'd rather go wife-hunting any day... or engage in almost any other form of self-flaggelation.
 
tourist

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Lanolin said:
'a cookie is a sometime food'
a wife is easy to find...she is the one yelling at her husband, who is carrying all the christmas shopping. The car is parked at green 45 E!
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The husband nods his head 'yes' as if he's listening and then says he is sorry for his latest infraction.
 
tourist

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jennymae said:
I don’t know about the numbers, but I thought I was gonna stay married forever, but alas, my long time marriage failed and I reckon I’m a part of that statistic.
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Join the club. My first marriage in 1978 ended in divorce in 1984. After a few years I came to the realization that it was a blessing in disguise. Your marriage was long-term and I'm a bit sad that it ended. Yes, you are part of the divorce statistic but you are not alone in this regard.
 
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grew up with King James Version... it's so, Very Poetically Correct, IMO!
 
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tourist said:
Rupees are a currency that are practically worthless compared to the rubies so are more affordable to a man that is on a budget looking for a wife.
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Ummm, your talking to urself as I do sometimes = priceless lols😀
don't let me interrupt 😉
 
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... as it should be... well said my elder brotha, from anotha,
amen 👍
 
Lynx

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tourist said:
Actually, yeah, so I would say that my wife would be valued of the rubies and not rupees. :)
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I thought rupees are what they use in Zelda's kingdom.

Or did you mean rubles?
 
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