Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

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JustEli

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Nehemiah6 said:
Waiting for her ain't good enough. Unless you make a serious effort to "seek and ye shall find" there will be no biscuits on your plate. Just hard tack.:LOL:
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Will the hard tack be served with brie?
 
Lynx

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Someone said brie and here I am! =^.^=
 
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cinder said:
I could find someone to date, but it would be much easier to learn nuclear physics and computer programming instead.

Also.

I could go out and look for a date, but it's easier to pick up a package of dates at the grocery store.
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I could look for a date, or buy a pack of dates... but it's easier to just look up a date on the calendar app in my phone.
 
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Nehemiah6 said:
Waiting for her ain't good enough. Unless you make a serious effort to "seek and ye shall find" there will be no biscuits on your plate. Just hard tack.:LOL:
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I have to wait, cos I met her on another forum, before it crashed. All I have is her username. She has a pic of me.
 
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jennymae said:
The appeal court has in a swift, yet devastating manner, denied your appeal.😁

The appeal court suggests that the sentence is carried out immediately.

You’re sentenced to buy girl pants at your nearest thrift store.😄
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I believe he mentioned that he takes a size 8.
 
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Belka said:
Orrrr move in with a friend who can bake. Haha.
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A real good friend would be better. I married my best friend. I enjoy her baked goods too. She makes the best pie crust that I have ever tasted. Very flaky. An Amish recipe that she found online. Years ago she gave that pie crust recipe to my mom. Mom was delighted with the results and from then on used that recipe. I then knew that my wife was a good cook because Mom is hard to impress regarding how to bake and cook food. Mom loved her pot roast too and the peach pie that she baked with the Amish pastry crust.
 
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JustEli

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wears a size 8. Waitaminute, wuts that in mens pants size? I usually just go in, and try em on, till it works. Never really look at the sizes.
 
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By the time I need the size, it usually has been worn off the tag.
 
BruceWayne

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First of all, I make amazing eggnog cookies. That's first of all. So, it's definitely easier to bake cookies. :LOL:

Sure, I could learn to make ice cream, but it would be a lot easier to just buy another pint of Ben & Jerry's.
 
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