Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

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looks like some don't have funny-bones anymore -
member, there's all kinds of humour, and if you don't
get it, then don't make something negative out of it...
 
There is nothing harder to learn than being married. So he obviously had never been married. Finding a wife is not the hard part, living with her and remaining happy is the challenge. I think I would rather learn nuclear physics than understand what makes a wife happy. :D

Then again, I might be a little jaded. :cautious:
 
I would like to export my humor.................. but I might as well try to split an atom.
 
I could find someone to date, but it would be much easier to learn nuclear physics and computer programming instead.

Also.

I could go out and look for a date, but it's easier to pick up a package of dates at the grocery store.
 
I could find someone to date, but it would be much easier to learn nuclear physics and computer programming instead.

In high school, I was failing basic physics, let alone nuclear physics. o_O

I had to beg the principal to let me drop it so it wouldn't ruin the rest of my GPA.

So not only am I not looking at getting married any time soon (or even getting a Christmas date,) I'm obviously not learning any useful skills, either. :oops:

I might as well just sign up to be a chickmere (which Eli has yet to clearly define.) :unsure:
 
I'd like to go one better, and say that I'm waiting for her, so we can cook biscuits, and meals together.
Waiting for her ain't good enough. Unless you make a serious effort to "seek and ye shall find" there will be no biscuits on your plate. Just hard tack.:LOL:
 
🌹Matthew 6:33
New International Version



33 But seek first his kingdom(A) and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.(B)
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