Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

[IToreTheSky]

"Sure, I could learn how to bake,

BUT,

it would be A LOT easier to just marry someone who bakes instead."

Orrrr move in with a friend who can bake. Haha.

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I literally laughed out loud from that last line!!!!!

 

[Lanolin]

I could learn how to bake, but it would be a lot easier to steam my cookies in a wok.

 

[Salvajito]

Baker baker candlestick maker...

 

[oldethennew]

looks like some don't have funny-bones anymore -
member, there's all kinds of humour, and if you don't
get it, then don't make something negative out of it...

 

[Scribe]

There is nothing harder to learn than being married. So he obviously had never been married. Finding a wife is not the hard part, living with her and remaining happy is the challenge. I think I would rather learn nuclear physics than understand what makes a wife happy.

Then again, I might be a little jaded.

 

[JustEli]

I would like to export my humor.................. but I might as well try to split an atom.

 

[seoulsearch]

I would like to export my humor.................. but I might as well try to split an atom.

I don't know about an atom; but we all know what you can do to a pair of pants.

 

[cinder]

I could find someone to date, but it would be much easier to learn nuclear physics and computer programming instead.

Also.

I could go out and look for a date, but it's easier to pick up a package of dates at the grocery store.

 

[Nehemiah6]

"it would be easier just to find a wife."

Very true.

I failed to find a wife and there are countless more like me..

How come you missed that recipe. It's as easy as pie.

 

[Magenta]

Off topic! Everyone of you have been reported!

I object to this dishonor! I slept most of yesterday and missed all the fun

But it was a lot of fun catching up...

 

[seoulsearch]

I could find someone to date, but it would be much easier to learn nuclear physics and computer programming instead.

In high school, I was failing basic physics, let alone nuclear physics.

I had to beg the principal to let me drop it so it wouldn't ruin the rest of my GPA.

So not only am I not looking at getting married any time soon (or even getting a Christmas date,) I'm obviously not learning any useful skills, either.

I might as well just sign up to be a chickmere (which Eli has yet to clearly define.)

 

[seoulsearch]

How come you missed that recipe. It's as easy as pie.

Easy as pie...

And clear as mud.

 

[seoulsearch]

I object to this dishonor! I slept most of yesterday and missed all the fun

But it was a lot of fun catching up...

It's never too late!

Jump right in, Magenta -- we saved the purple chair just for you.

 

[UCA4J]

I'd like to go one better, and say that I'm waiting for her, so we can cook biscuits, and meals together.

 

[JustEli]

Is she a chickmere?

 

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don't speak😂...

 

[JustEli]

Well now, heh hum..... I uh well you see............ Ummm.

 

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... cat got your tounge 😂...

just having fun with ya brother😉

 

[Nehemiah6]

I'd like to go one better, and say that I'm waiting for her, so we can cook biscuits, and meals together.

Waiting for her ain't good enough. Unless you make a serious effort to "seek and ye shall find" there will be no biscuits on your plate. Just hard tack.

 

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🌹Matthew 6:33
New International Version


33 But seek first his kingdom(A) and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.(B)
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