THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

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Encouragement said:
Well that's a good question!😊
I changed a couple of tyres...even gave them a bonus window cleaning treat afterwards...but they just drove off at speed afterwards...🤦‍♂️
So the cops are investigating.....maybe the honey glazed chest wig i was wearing at the time put them off.....hence they drove off.
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Ditch the wig lol.

 
I used to hear a lot that I was very flirty. But I wasn't being flirty, just being myself. But apparently this did cause some confusion at times with women believing I was into them.
When I click with someone, even non-romantically, I get very chummy very quickly. Perhaps that was part of the confusion.
 
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I thought the whole point of changing a tyre for someone is so they can drive away.

If you want someone to stay and have a cup of tea with you, you need to actually invite them over.
 
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Lanolin said:
I thought the whole point of changing a tyre for someone is so they can drive away.

If you want someone to stay and have a cup of tea with you, you need to actually invite them over.
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Well that's kinda the plan you see..👍😉
 
IToreTheSky said:
Try dressing like this when you are changing their tire. No woman will be able to resist. 😋
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My goodness..🤣🤣🤣🤣...and i guess the fact that that they cant see my face means my charming personality and flu like voice inside that helmet will also make their hearts melt even more...😂😂

In that pic it looks like they are guiding him where to walk coz he cant see where hez even going 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Look it as adventure Ruby. LoL the bird makes the outfit imo.
It might be hard to see and breathe in this get up but look at the benefits. ,🤣🤣🤣
 
IToreTheSky said:
Look it as adventure Ruby. LoL the bird makes the outfit imo.
It might be hard to see and breathe in this get up but look at the benefits. ,🤣🤣🤣
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Benefits..??🤣🤣🤣🤣..lets have a look at them then...er..
You can't see where you going...if you fall down you cant get up properly coz you vant see your surroundings properly...you run the risk of being attested...you also run the risk of being mistaken for a lost extra from the movie brave heart...plus others think you're on the way to some fancy dress party...need I go on...😉😉😉😉😉😉😂😂😂
Yet a ladies tyre does get changed though..💁🏻‍♀️..(so long as one can see what one is doing through that helmet)🤣🤣
 
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Ruby123 said:
Will he have to wear the bird on his head too? lol
If I was stuck on the side of the road with a flat tyre and someone stopped to help me dressed like that I would call the police lol, although these ladies don't seem to mind.
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lol....maybe those women are ment to look sad...but the artist just drew them with the wrong facial expressions.😂😂
 
Encouragement said:
Benefits..??🤣🤣🤣🤣..lets have a look at them then...er..
You can't see where you going...if you fall down you cant get up properly coz you vant see your surroundings properly...you run the risk of being attested...you also run the risk of being mistaken for a lost extra from the movie brave heart...plus others think you're on the way to some fancy dress party...need I go on...😉😉😉😉😉😉😂😂😂
Yet a ladies tyre does get changed though..💁🏻‍♀️..(so long as one can see what one is doing through that helmet)🤣🤣
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See...Tons of benefits! LoL
 
Encouragement said:
Exactly...
life changing benefits..😂😂😂
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Encouragement, True story yesterday I saw a lady who pull up on the highway with something wrong with her car. Suddenly someone drove down from the side street, stopped and helped her. My immediate thought was there goes Encouragement. I don't think it was a tyre though.
 
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Ruby123 said:
Encouragement, True story yesterday I saw a lady who pull up on the highway with something wrong with her car. Suddenly someone drove down from the side street, stopped and helped her. My immediate thought was there goes Encouragement. I don't think it was a tyre though.
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Somehow I am thinking that Encouragement would be willing to help a lady out in any of a number of ways if it meant a new friend and possible [closer] relationship. :love: ;)

:)
 
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Ruby123 said:
Encouragement, True story yesterday I saw a lady who pull up on the highway with something wrong with her car. Suddenly someone drove down from the side street, stopped and helped her. My immediate thought was there goes Encouragement. I don't think it was a tyre though.
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Well it might of been me if I made her smile coz I do try to be friendly...Also you could of yelled out.."Mate do you like cake?"🎂🎂
Btw... decided to ditch the chest wig as u advised and just got my teeth extra whitened...mind you when I smile my mouth is so bright now that it looks like I swallowed the sun or a massive torch..😂😂
 
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GaryA said:
Somehow I am thinking that Encouragement would be willing to help a lady out in any of a number of ways if it meant a new friend and possible [closer] relationship. :love: ;)

:)
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Looks like you read my top secret documents..😊😊..except for page 9..(and I quote)..
"willing to help out whichever way i can regardless of the outcome..except for in the following circumstances
1)Trying to put thread through the eye of a needle whilst wearing a medieval helmet
2)Carrying a lady all the way to her home over my shoulder due to her car breakdown if she lives further than 10 miles away.
😊😊😂
 
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GaryA said:
Somehow I am thinking that Encouragement would be willing to help a lady out in any of a number of ways if it meant a new friend and possible [closer] relationship. :love: ;)

:)
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Well there are plenty of "damsels in distress in the world" Tyres needing changing, washers in taps needing changing, wood chopping, the head on the garden hose needing properly fitting ( lol, this I know from experience. For some reason mine keeps flying off and the hose turns on me when I am trying to water my seedlings I planted a few weeks ago), etc etc. Plenty of opportunities (y)
 
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