THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

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Encouragement said:
Well it might of been me if I made her smile coz I do try to be friendly...Also you could of yelled out.."Mate do you like cake?"🎂🎂
Btw... decided to ditch the chest wig as u advised and just got my teeth extra whitened...mind you when I smile my mouth is so bright now that it looks like I swallowed the sun or a massive torch..😂😂
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Yes, that's right. I should have mentioned the cake as I drove past. Next time.

Well the white teeth could act as a torch to provide light for you when you are fixing their car, that way you have your hands free.
 
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IToreTheSky said:
Yeah it was pretty cool. I was amazed that she wanted to move here. I warned her. LoL it took her 9 yrs to realize she wasn't happy. So we both spent a ton of money between the both of us over that 11 yrs but hey,you live and learn. It would be funny if you knew her or anyone in her family . She nor anyone she knows are Christians though. I noticed that there were so many unbelievers over there. Hey,at least they have you!!!! 😀
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We do have a lot of very open atheists I guess. I only stay here FOR the rain honestly lol
 
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Ruby123 said:
Well there are plenty of "damsels in distress in the world" Tyres needing changing, washers in taps needing changing, wood chopping, the head on the garden hose needing properly fitting ( lol, this I know from experience. For some reason mine keeps flying off and the hose turns on me when I am trying to water my seedlings I planted a few weeks ago), etc etc. Plenty of opportunities (y)
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my goodness dont you ladies know how to do this stuff already?
I thought was just common knowledge amongst us women, unless we are faking being helpless.

as said before, we just need flowers and chocolates, and a foot massage cos we can be a bit stressed out from working so hard.
 
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Last week some guys car broke down outside my house. Mum, the lady neighbour next door and me all offered to help these men.

We had a jumpstart lead for the battery and all.
Nothing really worked and they werent members of the AA so they rang a mate to buy another new battery for them.

I think you need to rethink your car tyre strategy. Yes being a good neighbour is important, but that doesnt mean anyone with a car that doesnt go and needs help is necessarily even female and single.
 
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tip...never use a hose when watering seedlings. For seedlings, you want gentle water as possible running a hose is way too damaging. If you dont have drip irrigation, use a can or sprinkle water with your hands!
 
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Ruby123 said:
Yes, that's right. I should have mentioned the cake as I drove past. Next time.

Well the white teeth could act as a torch to provide light for you when you are fixing their car, that way you have your hands free.
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Firstly..you're saying "NEXT TIME"...so that means you're anticipating to be around when I get the chance to be a lady drivers hero??
Ummm..so either you're a "woman on road side with car trouble" spy🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️
Or your some kind "C.C romance police"...out to check if I actually meet someone special by changing a ladies tyre..👮‍♀️👮‍♀️🚔🚓🚓😂

Secondly what a great idea you came up with about my extra whitenened teeths glow being the actual light source 🔦🔦..👏🏻👏🏻
(who could resist my dazzling dentals and trimmed chest wig)..🤣🤣🤣
How can I possibly go wrong with you giving me such advice...how about becoming my romantic advisor or my R.A.i would pay you $900 per hour..💰💰💰💰💰💰💰😊😊
 
Tararose said:
I got to the end and Enjoyed reading the banter so much forgot what the thread was actually about and what I had intended to say 😂
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Well that's kinda fine coz it was me who stated this thread a few weeks ago..😊
So I you have my full permission to enjoy the banter....better to see a sweet bit of banter than seeing uncomfortable contentious interactions and clashes over differing points of view..👍
 
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Ruby123 said:
It seems to have changed into a tyre changing thread where @Encouragement has volunteered to change anyone's tyres who needs it. Payment seems to be cake. Sorry that was my fault.
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Yes exactly...however the original purpose was to see if cupids arrow will come my way if help a lady with tyre trouble on the road...and Ruby123 I will need the cake before I release my services..Coz nothings worse than after changing the tyre...there's no romantic spark....and to top it all off..theres....NO CAKE!🎂🍰😫😫
This could break a man.🤣🤣
 
Lanolin said:
my goodness dont you ladies know how to do this stuff already?
I thought was just common knowledge amongst us women, unless we are faking being helpless.

as said before, we just need flowers and chocolates, and a foot massage cos we can be a bit stressed out from working so hard.
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Lol.....well it just gives me the chance to play some kinda hero..the man of the hour....the knight on horseback....the superman to the lois lane.....👍💪💪
Need I say more...😉😉🤣🤣
Happy to chuck in the chocolates,flowers and foot massage as a premium offer separate from the tyre changing..gotta multitask here..😊😊😊
 
Lanolin said:
Last week some guys car broke down outside my house. Mum, the lady neighbour next door and me all offered to help these men.

We had a jumpstart lead for the battery and all.
Nothing really worked and they werent members of the AA so they rang a mate to buy another new battery for them.

I think you need to rethink your car tyre strategy. Yes being a good neighbour is important, but that doesnt mean anyone with a car that doesnt go and needs help is necessarily even female and single.
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Oh yes of course..it could be either gender....however there is a niche in the market to offer tyre changing services to specific types of individuals.😊
My services will be accessible to a specific social group..👍👍
Anyone outside this group will be referred to the "general car services"..I am a man with a plan..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Encouragement said:
Lol.....well it just gives me the chance to play some kinda hero..the man of the hour....the knight on horseback....the superman to the lois lane.....👍💪💪
Need I say more...😉😉🤣🤣
Happy to chuck in the chocolates,flowers and foot massage as a premium offer separate from the tyre changing..gotta multitask here..😊😊😊
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I see where I am going wrong suddenly!!! I have no car! No wonder I am single lol 😂
 
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Tararose said:
I see where I am going wrong suddenly!!! I have no car! No wonder I am single lol 😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....dont worry your still covered..Tyres are also seen in a metaphorical sense now too.
Tyres help the car get around and are the only part that has contact with the road right.
So your shoes are the equivalent of the tyre..
So broken/painful shoes I can help with👢👡
Any foot complaints I can assist...👣
You know how it happens you're out and about and ur feet ache..or your shoe heel gives way..??😉
Who you gonna call.
"Encouragement".💁🏻‍♀️..(background is the ghost busters music)..🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Ok so lets get this updated. Encouragement you are going to be a busy man and possibly broke.

Lanolin wants chocolates, flowers and a foot massage. Tara wants a new car and I have just landed a new job with a $900 salary.

This is looking good lol.
 
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Ruby123 said:
Ok so lets get this updated. Encouragement you are going to be a busy man and possibly broke.

Lanolin wants chocolates, flowers and a foot massage. Tara wants a new car and I have just landed a new job with a $900 salary.

This is looking good lol.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣.....Exactly....and the irony is that none if you even want a car tyre changed so I can practise my technique of being a hero..
 
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Ruby123 said:
You can never predict flat tyres. What are you going to do if there are many tyres to change?
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I will just simply tell the lady to sit in her car and keep the engine on with the heater on to keep warm with a nice cup of tea and a small slice of one of you cakes..
I will always have my special "car tyre repair machine" in the back of my car with me..so just use it to repair the other tyres and highly recommend her to get them changed in the next 80 hours...
She might be so impressed she may offer to cook me dinner that same day...🍝🍜🍽😉
 
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i am writing this down in case I actually ever see this in action.
I have a friend whos husband actually owns a tyre company. But I am not sure if she met him it was because of the tyres.
I have so far avoided having to change my tyres for a few years but this thread has made me want to get them checked out.
 
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