I know... I have been doing this since I got laid off 6 years ago... So what's a few more months?
The current policy of my employer is that if you call in sick you will not be allowed to work for 14 days. I am sure that there will be many who will call in sick just to get a 2 week vacation. Of course, it will be an unpaid vacation.
In my 48 years of working for the man I have observed that many have a poor work ethic and perform just the minimum amount of work to keep their jobs. They move slow and without purpose or determination. In my opinion, those are the ones that need to be self-quarantined. I am sure that once the economy settles back down that these lethargic laggards will be shown the door.
For the record, you do quite a bit of valuable work such as paying the bills, cooking, and laundry, and for the past few months getting things organized and packed so that we will be ready to vacate our current abode. What you do and who you are is highly valued.
Most importantly, you are my best friend and traveling companion as we share the adventure of life together.