*everyone gathers around the Christmas tree, ready to gift presents*
@Susanna ”okay, just letting you all know that I am gifting you all handcuffs each”.
@BenFTW ”I am offended, but I will get over it lol”.
@JustEli ”I’m too shy to open my present”
@blue_ladybug ”No one is allowed to trade phone numbers, this is not a dating site!”
@Poinsetta ”I will join you guys in a minute, just need to post in the “Last post wins thread” first.
@seoulsearch ”Hey Everyone, I thought I would create a poll to see who actually brought presents and who didn’t”.
@Lynx ”I hope someone brought me some squirrels!, nomnom”.
@calibob ”Back in my day, we’d shoot em squirrels for dinner with a slingshot!”
@Magenta ”that’s my man!” *points to Bob*
@TabinRivCA ”Okay, so what is for dinner after we unwrap gifts?”
@Mikhal ”I hope whoever gets my present likes dolls, Russian dolls”.
@Oncefallen ”I can’t wrap, but I can rap.”
@Subhumanoidal ”I’m ready to go home”.