How many teenage boys identify as cross-dressing lesbian females so they can use the girls shower in the lockerroom, but still like girls?
For the purposes of retirement, I identify as a former president of the United States and a former two-term senator. I have been neither, but I identify as such for retirement purposes, so the federal government should give me a check, right?
If you commit a crime, but identify as innocent, will they let you go free?