YOU PHARISEE!
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By the way, I smite all y'all for not reading the thread rules. You're supposed to use a bible reference (preferably out of context) to justify each smite. I hereby claim all of you are the fools Proverbs spoke so much about.
I smite thee all with a cross-platform smite that runs on any computer system. Gotta love FOSS. And if that doesn't work I'll smite thee all with a smite running on a Linux kernel that can run on any hardware, including a wristwatch. Yeah they made a Linux wristwatch, years ago. Smartwatches are already behind the times.
I smite thee all with a cross-platform smite that runs on any computer system. Gotta love FOSS. And if that doesn't work I'll smite thee all with a smite running on a Linux kernel that can run on any hardware, including a wristwatch. Yeah they made a Linux wristwatch, years ago. Smartwatches are already behind the times.
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Hmmm...interesting...
Sighs, one of those threads I can't possibly contribute....
Sighs, one of those threads I can't possibly contribute....
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See? EXACTLY!
If only....Apart from that...not sure if I can come up with something funny....with a Bible reference...I don't want to state anything disrespectful...or am i being solemn?
If only....Apart from that...not sure if I can come up with something funny....with a Bible reference...I don't want to state anything disrespectful...or am i being solemn?
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Didymous, Didymous, Didymous... The test is to see if you can argue your way out of probation by using scripture out of context. And you need to do it in a way that disparages and belittles somebody else.
Try something about where the rules were broken and it was okay and right that they were broken.
If that's not a big enough hint, I'll give you another: "Sabbath was made for man..."
Try something about where the rules were broken and it was okay and right that they were broken.
If that's not a big enough hint, I'll give you another: "Sabbath was made for man..."
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Now listen here, Mr. How-to-be-a-Pharisitical Expert:
1. You have the name of a cat, which everyone knows is forbidden, because felines are the favored companions of witches. (No, I don't have a passage for that, but I HAVE heard that theory a few times before, so surely it must be true.)
2. Rules? Whatcha talkin' about rules, Willis? What are you, some kind of legalist???
Seriously -- DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM IN CHRIST???
2 Corinthians 3:17 -- "Where the Spirit of the Lord is, THERE IS FREEDOM."
Sha-zam, your puny thread rules have now been OFFICIALLY Biblically smited!
Not to mention Colossians 2:21-23 -- "Do not handle! Do not taste! Do not touch!" These rules, which have to do with things that are all destined to perish with use, are based on merely human commands and teachings. Such regulations indeed have an appearance of wisdom, with their self-imposed worship, their false humility and harsh treatments of the body, but they lack any value in restraining sensual indulgence.
I know that following rules that are given by a feline about how and how not to post in a thread is not specifically listed, but I'm pretty sure this passage is more than enough to stand up to any demands of following your numerous legalistic rules that are obviously infringing upon my Christian freedom (to be an utter smart aleck -- well, in this thread, at least.)
Wow.
Thank goodness I updated my app to the "Take Your Smite... To A New Height" version.
I would have never been able to think of these things on my own.
1. You have the name of a cat, which everyone knows is forbidden, because felines are the favored companions of witches. (No, I don't have a passage for that, but I HAVE heard that theory a few times before, so surely it must be true.)
2. Rules? Whatcha talkin' about rules, Willis? What are you, some kind of legalist???
Seriously -- DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM IN CHRIST???
2 Corinthians 3:17 -- "Where the Spirit of the Lord is, THERE IS FREEDOM."
Sha-zam, your puny thread rules have now been OFFICIALLY Biblically smited!
Not to mention Colossians 2:21-23 -- "Do not handle! Do not taste! Do not touch!" These rules, which have to do with things that are all destined to perish with use, are based on merely human commands and teachings. Such regulations indeed have an appearance of wisdom, with their self-imposed worship, their false humility and harsh treatments of the body, but they lack any value in restraining sensual indulgence.
I know that following rules that are given by a feline about how and how not to post in a thread is not specifically listed, but I'm pretty sure this passage is more than enough to stand up to any demands of following your numerous legalistic rules that are obviously infringing upon my Christian freedom (to be an utter smart aleck -- well, in this thread, at least.)
Wow.
Thank goodness I updated my app to the "Take Your Smite... To A New Height" version.
I would have never been able to think of these things on my own.
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