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No, Nope, I'm not buying any of this malarkey... This can't be right...
I feel like I just woke up in a CC version of the Twilight Zone...
what are you people on? is it safe? is it a christian high? and where can I get some of that stuff?
 
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Solemateleft said:
No, Nope, I'm not buying any of this malarkey... This can't be right...
I feel like I just woke up in a CC version of the Twilight Zone...
what are you people on? is it safe? is it a christian high? and where can I get some of that stuff?
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BEGONE, YE OF LITTLE FAITH!!! I CONFESS I WAS LETTING LYNX FEEL RIGHTEOUS BEFORE I SANCTIMONIED HIM TO HECK!!! ANYONE WHO IS AS SELF RIGHTEOUS AND PERFECT AS I WOULD KNOW THAT I'M SUCH A GREAT THEOLOGIAN THAT MY PURE SPIRIT AUTOMATICALLY WRITES SCRIPTURE WITH INVISIBLE SCREEN INK EACH TIME I POST!!!! ALL THE BEST VERSES FROM REVELATION 23, 3RD & 4TH CORINTHIANS, 7TH ESDRAS, AND THE OTHER LOST BOOKS I DISCOVERED WHILE SLEEPWALKING ARE WRITTEN ON YOUR SCREENS-ALMOST GUARANTEEING YOUR BEING ESCORTED INTO HEAVEN-IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH UNWORTHY SINNERS NOT ABLE TO BE IN MY PRESENCE!!! AGAIN, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO STONE YOURSELVES, FOR I'M TOO BUSY BEING A PERFECT CONDEMNER!!!!!! I WILL PRAY FOR YOU PITIFUL, UNWORTHY WRETCHES, BUT I DON'T SUPPOSE EVEN I CAN SAVE YOU FROM TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!
 
Didymous said:
BEGONE, YE OF LITTLE FAITH!!! I CONFESS I WAS LETTING LYNX FEEL RIGHTEOUS BEFORE I SANCTIMONIED HIM TO HECK!!! ANYONE WHO IS AS SELF RIGHTEOUS AND PERFECT AS I WOULD KNOW THAT I'M SUCH A GREAT THEOLOGIAN THAT MY PURE SPIRIT AUTOMATICALLY WRITES SCRIPTURE WITH INVISIBLE SCREEN INK EACH TIME I POST!!!! ALL THE BEST VERSES FROM REVELATION 23, 3RD & 4TH CORINTHIANS, 7TH ESDRAS, AND THE OTHER LOST BOOKS I DISCOVERED WHILE SLEEPWALKING ARE WRITTEN ON YOUR SCREENS-ALMOST GUARANTEEING YOUR BEING ESCORTED INTO HEAVEN-IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH UNWORTHY SINNERS NOT ABLE TO BE IN MY PRESENCE!!! AGAIN, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO STONE YOURSELVES, FOR I'M TOO BUSY BEING A PERFECT CONDEMNER!!!!!! I WILL PRAY FOR YOU PITIFUL, UNWORTHY WRETCHES, BUT I DON'T SUPPOSE EVEN I CAN SAVE YOU FROM TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!
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"Caps lock is "cruise control" for cool."
 
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